Sunday, August 23, 2009

This just in...

John McCain has suspended his presidential campaign once again. He says he'll keep it suspended until President Obama drops the public option or until he gets a bottle of bourbon to mix with his Ensure. Stay tuned for more details on this developing story...

3 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Let's add a good dose of of xanax to the mix so he forgets everything and never comes back!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

How plugged in must you be to keep getting all these scoops?. You are like the new Robert Novak. Chanelling the Prince of Darkness are we?

Anonymous said...

He does know he lost, right?