Lil' babies know that I've been pumping out blog bullshit for two years now.
Super models like Heidi Klum know I've been stirring the political pot with my posts for the past two years now.
Hot chicks in black know I've been making folks laugh for two years now.
Puckered up gals who take their own photo know I've been pissing off the powers that be, right wingers, and thin skinned punks for two years now.
But what about hipster chicks with bad dye jobs who hold Crunky bars? Do they know how long I've been blogging?
Nope. Oh well, four out of five groups know how long I've been blogging now. And so do you. Thanks for reading and for commenting. I'd like to say I come up with all of this stuff to please you, but I actually don't. I come up with it to please me, and if you all like it too, then that's gravy baby.
It's fitting that on my two year blogaversary that something super keen, special, and blog related is going to happen to me later today. I'm not going to tell you what it is just yet, but I will tell you that it will be a first for me and I'm super stoked about it. If we're all lucky there'll be photos of the event in a later post. And maybe even a cupcake or two. Or maybe not. Stay tuned.
27 comments:
Happy Blogaversary Dr. Monkey! You always make my day a little more special and I'm so glad I know you in the Blogaverse!
Congrats, Dr.! Keep it up!
Congratulations, Doc. If I may say so, it's been too long between Crunky posts, but it's your blog and your prerogative.
Congratulations!! My oh my how time does fly. Good work! And I like chocolate cupcakes please.
I've missed Crunky posts, too! Congratulations, and don't keep us in suspense for too long on the other thing!
Here's 2 you Dr. M!
You are so advanced for a toddler!! :-) Happy b-day Dr. M's blog...
Cheers to you!
Yip yip yip...happy blogoversary to ya!!
I didn't realize how important Crunky posts were until this one.
Now I know just how important Crunky posts are.
But I'm not tellin'.
Congrats, Monkey. I have a feeling you wouldn't be with us today if you hadn't found a vent for your hot monkey spleen!
Congratumalations on two wonderfully snarky years!
Here's to many, many more!!
Congratulations!
Now I'm betting you've had a BJ before, but was it filmed? Oh, oh, I know, you're getting teabagged and photographed for the teabagging parties next year. Oh, Oh, Oh! No, I can't think of anything else.
I hope your blogoversary finds you happy and healthy.
You are a very nice monkey and a snazzy dresser to boot.
Also, I wish I could send you money to go resale shopping for me, but I have no spare cash at the moment. Plus, I wouldn't know what to ask you to look for. Salt and pepper shakers? Vintage lampshades? Burlesque pasties from the 1920's - 1960?
Happy blog-day Monkey. Thanks for entertaining me everyday for free for two years, dude. It came in handy.
CRUNKY!!
And, oh yeah...CONGRATS!!
Two whole years? Happy Anniversary!
Congratulations, Dr. Monkey. Wishing you many more anniversaries.
Congrats on the milestone! Better than a gallstone, right?
Don't ever stop.
A happy blogiversary to you, dear Dr. Monkey.
;>)
I just had my one year anniversary and so I am feeling this post. Man do I know what you mean. Keep up the great work Dr. Monkey.
Happy Blogaversary to one of the few bloggers who has their head screwed on right politically.
Dr. Monkey for next president!!:)
May you never run out of things to say, Dr M. Happy Blogoversary.
Happy, happy, joy, joy. I'm so glad I found you Dr. Monkey!
Keep on truckin', Dr. Monkerstein!
Blogging curmudgeons in the San Fernando Valley know you've been rocking the monkey blog for 2 years!
You're soaking in it, Dr. Spunky.
Crunky Anniversary!
(Wait. Is Crunky good or bad? I hope good in this case.)
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