Quick question

If Heidi Klum is the best thing ever to come out of Germany,
what's the second best thing?

This beer:

Holy hell it's good. Try it if you can. It's really, really, REALLY good.

Happy birthday to...

Heidi Klum and
Marilyn Monroe.

And to Cal over at the Cave of Canadian Coolness.

The terrible twos

It's my two year blogaversary today! Yay me!
Lil' babies know that I've been pumping out blog bullshit for two years now.


Super models like Heidi Klum know I've been stirring the political pot with my posts for the past two years now.
Hot chicks in black know I've been making folks laugh for two years now.



Puckered up gals who take their own photo know I've been pissing off the powers that be, right wingers, and thin skinned punks for two years now.


But what about hipster chicks with bad dye jobs who hold Crunky bars? Do they know how long I've been blogging?

Nope. Oh well, four out of five groups know how long I've been blogging now. And so do you. Thanks for reading and for commenting. I'd like to say I come up with all of this stuff to please you, but I actually don't. I come up with it to please me, and if you all like it too, then that's gravy baby.

It's fitting that on my two year blogaversary that something super keen, special, and blog related is going to happen to me later today. I'm not going to tell you what it is just yet, but I will tell you that it will be a first for me and I'm super stoked about it. If we're all lucky there'll be photos of the event in a later post. And maybe even a cupcake or two. Or maybe not. Stay tuned.