Who's holding our Crunky now?

A two toned west side wanna be is holding our Crunky now. Would it be bad karma to wish for a drive by so we could take our Crunky from her cold dead hand?

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Some douchebag who loves Glenn Beck, Nickleback, and Applebee's is holding our Crunky now. I guess Crunky really is the candy bar for everyone.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

That exchange student from Africa is holding our Crunky now. His country had a coup last night so that may be his last Crunky ever or he might be President now, one never knows about those things.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Local smarty pants Noh Park Ng is holding our Crunky now.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Some chick who is pissed that she didn't get to go to Comic Con is holding our Crunky now. She's covering it in Crunky slobber. Not good.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Some drunk bastard is holding our Crunky now. When he passes out we'll steal it back.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

That guy who thinks he the British dude from The Daily Show is holding our Crunky now.

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Who's holding our Crunky now?

That chick from your yoga class is holding our Crunky now. She like to remind you to stop checking out her downward facing dog or she'll get the cops to enforce the restraining order once again.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

DJ Poopy Pantz is holding our Crunky now. When she's not laying down fat beats and or turds the size of your forearm, she enjoys the sweet sweet taste of Crunky candy bars.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Claude Bawls is holding our Crunky now. But he's not going to hold it long because he's got a tiger to go pet. I hope that goes well for him.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

The hostess with the mostess the lovely and super foxy Miss Donna is holding our...hang on, that's not Crunky she's got, it's dessert plates! Miss Donna is not holding our Crunky now, false alarm. Sorry. You may now go back about your regularly scheduled business.

Who isn't holding our Crunky now?

Terry McAuliffe, the man who was supposed to have had the Democratic party of Virginia's gubernatorial nomination all locked up but who managed to lose to Creigh Deeds, isn't holding our Crunky now.

Between managing Hillary's losing Presidential campaign and running his own losing campaign, he hasn't had time to hold any Crunky. However, now that he's a two time political loser, he's got all the time in the world to hold some Crunky.

Thank you Virginia Democrats for not making this loser your candidate for Governor.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Some cute quasi Asian chick. That's who.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Some hairy doofus hipster who refers to himself as the President of Quebec is holding our Crunky now. I'm not sure which is more revolting, his unwashed hair, his scraggly beard, or his nasal French accent.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Cookie Monster is holding our Crunky now. He won't eat it because he's so into cookies, so no worries.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

The guy who sat behind you in 3rd grade who always sneezed on you is holding our Crunky now. He's probably infected it with swine flu, the bastard.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

This crazy looking topless Asian chick is not holding our Crunky now. And frankly, I'm kind of glad she's not.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Some hipster chick is holding our Crunky now. Can't you just feel the irony?