This is my entry in the Halloween costume pagent sponsored by Beth, Bubs, and Dale:The year was 1984 and I'm the incredible ass on the left. I thought it would be funny if I went to the big Halloween dance in college dressed up as a lawn jockey. It wasn't funny, it was racist and I should have had my ass kicked for doing it. Yeah, I was an ass back then. I'm not much better today but at least I don't dress up in racist Halloween costumes any more. Yikes.