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Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Halloween!
If you and the kids are going trick or treating tonight, please remember that there has never been a case of any one finding razor blades in apples and that only once has someone been poisoned by candy that had been tampered with, and in that case a father gave his own son a pixie stick that had been laced with poison in order to kill the kid so he could collect insurance money. Other than that case, THERE HAS NEVER EVER BEEN ANY CASES OF KIDS BEING GIVEN ANY HALLOWEEN TREAT THAT HAD BEEN TAMPERED WITH. So, holy shit, just fucking relax and let your kids be kids.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Halloween blessings to you...
...from all of us here at Monkey Central and from the neighborhood black cat
and retro/vintage black cat.
Boo!
and retro/vintage black cat.
Boo!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
This just in...
...this past Halloween a tall scary looking black man dressed up as a Marxist socialist was seen in the streets of Chicago teaching his daughter how to swindle hard working Americans out of their candy.
In other news, John McCain shouted angry epithets at children who dared to tresspass at one of his many homes. He was overheard muttering, "Grrr, fire bad! Kids bad too!"
In other news, John McCain shouted angry epithets at children who dared to tresspass at one of his many homes. He was overheard muttering, "Grrr, fire bad! Kids bad too!"
Friday, October 31, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
I haven't always been as evolved as I am now
This is my entry in the Halloween costume pagent sponsored by Beth, Bubs, and Dale:
The year was 1984 and I'm the incredible ass on the left. I thought it would be funny if I went to the big Halloween dance in college dressed up as a lawn jockey. It wasn't funny, it was racist and I should have had my ass kicked for doing it. Yeah, I was an ass back then. I'm not much better today but at least I don't dress up in racist Halloween costumes any more. Yikes.
The year was 1984 and I'm the incredible ass on the left. I thought it would be funny if I went to the big Halloween dance in college dressed up as a lawn jockey. It wasn't funny, it was racist and I should have had my ass kicked for doing it. Yeah, I was an ass back then. I'm not much better today but at least I don't dress up in racist Halloween costumes any more. Yikes.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
The last Halloween costume round up post
Dick and Lynn Cheney looked very realistic as German porn stars.
Devilham's kid looked too cute for words in that monkey suit.
Donna and Susie lived long and prospered as Star Trek hotties.
But seriously, I should have won a prize for dressing up as my adopted actor Archie Panjabi.
I thought I nailed it, don't you?
Devilham's kid looked too cute for words in that monkey suit.
Donna and Susie lived long and prospered as Star Trek hotties.
But seriously, I should have won a prize for dressing up as my adopted actor Archie Panjabi.
I thought I nailed it, don't you?
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