live and work here:
But these two cretins
work here:
Everybody clear on that now? Good.
(This post is in honor of my friend Joseph F. who is the smartest man in the world. Joseph was born and raised in Crete, but luckily enough for us he lives in the USA now.)
14 comments:
Yeah, if you can call what they do working... ;o)
Thanks for clearing that up. Wow, that extra-large version of the Dark Lord Cheney over the Idiot-King's shoulder makes Cheney's "death-ray stare" even more obvious. I think he just burned out my corneas.
Cretans versus cretins. Excellent!
There is a Crete, Illinois, and in college I had a couple of friends who were from there. They were quick to point out that they were no long Cretans, but Ex-Cretians.
Is there a country named Stupidistan?
Where do Grecians live? Because I really have to send 'em a not thanking them for what their terrific formula is doing to my hair.
They hang out there, they don't WORK there. Work is for the rest of us chumps.
I always leave your blog feeling a teensy bit smarter.
Too bad we can't sent the CretIns to Crete.
But that wouldn't be nice to Crete, would it?
One thing is clear. The word "cretin" is sadly under-used. It's awesome.
I like your Cretans...I don't like the two cretins...at all!
Thanks for the reminder. There's just no stopping those two cretins from hoppin, unfortunately.
I passed a sign for a homebuilder in northern Louisiana called "Cretin Homes"
are you a good cretan or a bad cretin
LOL, great one!
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