Hello America, I just wanted to let you know that while those ass clowns in the two major parties are tramping around Iowa Kristi and I have been hard at work out on the campaign trail. We shot those great Tampax ads and we're now on a "listening" tour of bars and gourmet restaurants across the country. Not to worry though, we got our eyes and ears on the other campaigns as well.
Here are a couple of our Monkey/Love 2008 operatives at a recent Dr. Zaius rally. They took this troubling photo:
Why would this woman be screaming and running away from the rest of Zaius's followers?
Because Zaius was serving these as snacks at his rally:
He claims to like pie, but he serves "hot dogs" to his followers.Dr. Zaius is wrong on pets and he's wrong for America too.
Vote Monkey/Love in 2008!
7 comments:
That monkey in the second pic reminds me of the Gravel commercial where he just looked into the camera for a long time without saying a word and then he tossed a rock in the water.
You bet I'll vote for Monkey love in 08. There's no love like monkey love.
PoP's so right--no love like MonkeyLove -- America needs MonkeyLove!
Your operatives are rocking the fauhawk look so popular with the kids these days.
That's one unappetizing, hairy, weenie.
I feel like your operatives are staring into my SOUL.
Monkey/Love '08!
Scurrilous lies and innuendo! Either your are being fed false information by you domestic spying program, or you have simply made up this ridiculous story from whole cloth. Good day, sir. Good day.
PoP-You got that right girl.
Dguzman-Say it loud, say it proud!
Kristi-Come on, we all know you like a hairy weenie every now and again.
Whiskey-Yes! With you on board the final piece of the puzzle is here!
Dr. Z-I know the truth hurts you, that's why I tell it like it is.
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