...wish all of you a happy Iowa caucus day! Thank goodness Iowa is only in the news every four years. I hope you folks in Council Bluffs, Albion, Thor, East Peru, Volga, Swisher, Gowrie, Belle Plaine, Zwingle, and Fruitland enjoyed all that attention because it's going to be a long time before anyone comes back to see you. Viva Iowa!
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Swisher? Fruitland? Thor? Who named these towns, Larry Craig?
Yo! I'm here all week, folks!
Let me go and grab my "Gypsy Love" wig (I assume by "gypsy love" that it smells like cabbage and lives in a circus wagon) and join in the well-wishing.
Happy caucus, Iowa!
$6.99???!!! That's a couple hundred bucks cheaper than I usually pay. WHere is this place? I must go there and get a couple or three. Sure they're a bit dated but who can complain at that price!
Don't forget Winterset, birthplace of John Wayne.
I'm such a loser. I get into this shit. I watch all the pundit shows, dripping with their horesrace bullshit. They are so blatant at showing who they favor. The stuff I've been watching has completely written off Edwards. It's Howard Dean all over again.
I wonder if the "freedom Wig" was actually called the "French Wig" prior to us invading Iraq...
Damn- it figures that I would go for Gypsy Love like Whiskeymarie did!
At these prices, I am getting more than one!
Iowa caucuses:
One person, one vote, 8 wigs
Dguzman-I won't forget to tip my waitress.
Whiskey-Yes, I always pegged you for a Gypsy Love gal. In fact, if you ever do porn, make that your porn name!
Karen-As Elvis Costello wrote, "You may be an old fashioned girl but you're gonna get dated."
Chris-Someone has to watch those shows, it might as well be you.
Snad-Why yes it was!
Fran-Load up on those wigs, you may need them after Bush starts world war 4.
Bubs-Thats just what the founding fathers intended.
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