Hello America, I just wanted to let you know that while those ass clowns in the two major parties are tramping around Iowa Kristi and I have been hard at work out on the campaign trail. We shot those great Tampax ads and we're now on a "listening" tour of bars and gourmet restaurants across the country. Not to worry though, we got our eyes and ears on the other campaigns as well.
Here are a couple of our Monkey/Love 2008 operatives at a recent Dr. Zaius rally. They took this troubling photo:
Why would this woman be screaming and running away from the rest of Zaius's followers?
Because Zaius was serving these as snacks at his rally:
He claims to like pie, but he serves "hot dogs" to his followers.Dr. Zaius is wrong on pets and he's wrong for America too.
Vote Monkey/Love in 2008!
