Saturday, January 5, 2008

Mullets for Huckabee

So mulletheads, why do you love Huckabee so much?
"I like how he hates gays and loves the baby Jesus."

"His angry faux populist message resonates with me and my half mullet."

"That dude can play a mean bass guitar."

"I love how he wants women to stay in their Biblical place, subservient to men."

'I like how he used to be fat. I dig fat dudes."
"I'm a dead cooked fish. Eat me."

13 comments:

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

He is as good as his last name.

Unknown said...

I am not surprised Joe Dirt is for Hucklebee.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I think you've found the common denominator! It's all in the mullet. Who knew?

Fran said...

Stop insulting the other religious nut jobs. Since the world must be flat, can I just push Huck off the side?? Please???

EEEW! Liveblogging comment moment.I am watching the end of the debate and the closing shots were of the candidates chit chatting.

Huck leaned into Edwards as if to whisper but I felt full on lip lock tongue lashing kiss coming.

Shudder.

Joe said...

I hope Huckabee wins the GOP nomination. Oh yeah.

Around the Compound, when the kids aren't in earshot, I refer to him as "Fuckabee"

Randal Graves said...

Um, I see the fish, but no loaf. Dr. Monkey, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that you hated Fundie Jesus.

Freida Bee said...

Calling Dr. Zauis!!! Can we see Huckabee in a mullet?

Distributorcap said...

that fish was caught because it didnt vote for huckabee in Iowa. just like the dead pheasants

Crayons said...

Too funny, but kind of scarey. Even if Huckabee loses, all of his supporters will be out there with their guns and their mullets.

Micgar said...

Attack of the mullets! That 2nd one is really bad! Crayons is probably right-if he loses the nom., his Hucksters will be waiting...watching...with wild eyes and and extra ammo in them thar britches!

Anonymous said...

That she-mullet is something else, but I can't help but think that that first mullet would be a pretty handsome kid if he shaved off the party in back. Poor dumb bastard.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Evil D-You're right.

Mathman-Joe Dirt, ha ha! Good one.

Barb-The magic eight ball knew.

Fran-I can't eatch those Republicans debate, they lie so much.

Bubs-Put a dollar in the swear jar every time you say that. :)

Randal-It's not quite hate that I have for him, it's more like disatsteful pity.

Freida-Eww. That image may scar people.

Dcap-I'm not sure if they have mullet in Iowa.

Crayons-They are the only ones with guns.

Micgar-That's not th eonly thing they'll have in their britches.

Kirby-Yeah, that's one "fine" she mullet.

dguzman said...

Holy shit, Monkey, these people are scary.