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Saturday, January 5, 2008

Mullets for Huckabee

So mulletheads, why do you love Huckabee so much?
"I like how he hates gays and loves the baby Jesus."

"His angry faux populist message resonates with me and my half mullet."

"That dude can play a mean bass guitar."

"I love how he wants women to stay in their Biblical place, subservient to men."

'I like how he used to be fat. I dig fat dudes."
"I'm a dead cooked fish. Eat me."