Despite the news that four men have come forth and said they had some sort of sexual encounter with Larry "REPUBLICAN from Idaho" Craig, the Senator contends that he is still not gay. 
However, the same can not be said of his boyfriend Dirty Sanchez.
Despite reports to the contrary, even those on this very blog, Splotchy has been holding our Crunky for three days now. 
He may let it loose sometime on Monday. In other Crunky news, photos from this blog are now the 14th image and 15th images when you google "Crunky" on Google Images.
Side bangs are back this winter. Ladies, please get styled accordingly.
Jess Wundrun may have won us the war on Christmas with this post. Thank goodness we let anybody and everybody serve on our side.And finally, we all get a Christmas miracle early this year because Bossy has found us all a Presidential candidate we can get behind. Bless you baby Jesus for giving us Bossy and her brilliant ideas.
18 comments:
Thanks for letting my hold your Crunky, despite the fact that it was uncomfortably close to a Dirty Sanchez.
Let's just hope those two didn't get mixed up before hand.
Man, when I saw my avatar by the Side Bangs pick, I thought you were trying to make subtle hints about my hairdo again. I'll get the hightlights before the holidays, 'kay Monkey?
Thanks for linking me up! You're welcome to print up a few War on Christmas postcards for all your simian friends.
You know, when I htink Christmas, I always think RuPaul!
Wrinkly. Old. Scrotum.
That is all.
Crap. I was going to rock "parted down the middle and straight" bangs this season. Now you're telling me I'm wrong, wrong, wrong.
Maybe I should just 'ho it up like RuPaul and try no bangs.
Damn, my bangs finally grew out and now I have to cut them again? I don't tink so.
So far there are eight men who say they have had sex with Larry but the media is quick to point out they have no proof. What kind of proof do they want? Does Larry own a blue dress? If so we need to take a look at it and fast.
Ru Paul is a solid ticket.
I was recently given a haircut with "side bangs" against my will. So. Bitter.
Ru Paul for president and first lady? What does this mean for the Monkey Love campaign?
I would like to see RuPaul AND Jess AND Whiskey Marie with side bangs!
And you too Monkey man!
I had the same question as Ed...has the media scrutiny finally gotten to you? Are you withdrawing from the race?
RuPaul will just have to settle for queen of the drag shows, because my vote's going to Monkey/Love!
now, see.... i would vote for Rupaul if she were running. totally.
I would rather be dropped on my head then vote for any republican.
Splotchy-Nothing comes close to a dirty Sanchez.
Randal-You got it.
Jess-Get those highlights or the baby Jesus will smite you.
D Cup-Me too!
AB-Thanks for putting it into perspective for me. Ew.
Whiskeymarie-Try the side bangs first. I'm begging you.
PoP-Girl you better cut them bangs, don't make me come down there.
Missy-Ru Paul is a force of nature.
Ed and CDP-No worries, Monkey/Love is on track, I'm just trying to confuse the gay Repbulican voting bloc.
Fran-I'll gow out my hair and then get side bangs. I'll get all the respect I deserve then.
Dguz-Thanks!
Barbie-Ru Paul will be my Secretary of Fabulousness!
Dr. Evil-A little bird told me you were dropped on your head as a youngster. It all made sense to me after that bird told me that. :)
I'll take side bangs any day, over car crash bangs!
Wow! Four men have come out as saying they have had sex with Sen. Craig and he STILL says he's not gay?!?!
He onviously is not trying hard enough.
I really think we can blame Ladywife for her hubby's not-gay transgressions. Had she gotten the side-bangs.... I'm just sayin'
I'm likin' the Rupaul miracles that occur when iSplotchy holds the cCrunky, even if it it makes him uber-vulnerable to the wandering eye of Dirty Sanchez. I'm heartened to see you are willing to take these risks for the good of the country, sweet Dr. Monkeylove.
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