Finally...

...wigs to fit everyone!

Wiglets!

Jobs that we don't have around any more: wig repairer.

Random Julyness

Wigs, you know you want one because they're not just for grown-ups, drag queens, and Nicholas Cage any more

How can I think wig when there's an Elizabeth Browning bun staring me in the face?

Wigs, you know you want one

Just in time for the recession, a slew of $6.99 wigs from 1974. I'm thinking of getting the 'Afro Puffs' in honor of Carla on Top Chef. Or maybe the 'Gypsy Love.'

What would $9.95 get you in 1972?

A totally bitchin' men's wig.

This just in...

Despite the news that four men have come forth and said they had some sort of sexual encounter with Larry "REPUBLICAN from Idaho" Craig, the Senator contends that he is still not gay.

However, the same can not be said of his boyfriend Dirty Sanchez.

Despite reports to the contrary, even those on this very blog, Splotchy has been holding our Crunky for three days now.

He may let it loose sometime on Monday. In other Crunky news, photos from this blog are now the 14th image and 15th images when you google "Crunky" on Google Images.

Side bangs are back this winter. Ladies, please get styled accordingly.

Jess Wundrun may have won us the war on Christmas with this post. Thank goodness we let anybody and everybody serve on our side.

And finally, we all get a Christmas miracle early this year because Bossy has found us all a Presidential candidate we can get behind. Bless you baby Jesus for giving us Bossy and her brilliant ideas.

Ru Paul could be his own First Lady! Think of the savings!