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Nice try Gregarious but our campaign loyalists caught you in your web of lies. It seems ladies and gentlemen that Ms. Gregarious stole away from the hairy hands of Zaius and is appearing at a Renaissance Faire somewhere near Barstow, California this weekend. As you can see from this photo Madam Gregarious is not too bright. She is seen wearing a Victorian costume to a Renaissance Faire, perhaps she's been booked to play the village idiot? Who knows. Who cares.![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFPzI68Fw_6J91muAKp4dmqkC51HHrBtIRIYjoTfc0fZKS9jaL-OpqwdIFgaS9MCNDkF8cYogXVCdaOd3zcLU8yzwwCpmLVzmNqMLE5HW0oDjyvrpokmXwdoqdRZgb_exFYJYW2IqKBMk/s400/heather_graham1.jpg)
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And don't think that Dr. Zaius has been all work and no foul play either. A Monkey Party loyalist caught this sight in his camera lens just a few hours ago:
It sickens Samurai Frog and I to see our opponents dancing, prancing, and lying away the days while we work to mend this country after the disaster known as the Bush years. If these two had been around in ancient Rome they would have made Caligula blush!
You have it in your power to end their madness, do what's best for America and vote Monkerstein in 2008! (If Dennis Kucinich does not get nominated that it.)
4 comments:
I'm torn, I love all Monkeys, being one myself.
Germaine Gregarious has yet to say anything of use to a reasoned and successful campaign. Dr. Zaius picks her for a running mate, and yet ridicules us for trying to pick one of our own! Obviously, he's embarrassed by his inability to iron out the billing order with Ms. Gregarious beforehand, or indeed suss out anything she thinks about how this nation should be governed! The mighty Zaius/Gregarious pairing is doomed before it gets off the ground!
GetKristi-Join us in the monkey revolution!
Samurai Frog-They offer nothing while we offer hope and ideas! Long live the Monkey Party!
Let me ask you this, if Germaine Gregarious is missing and nobody knows where she is, how can you possibly be so sure that a murder has taken place? You have undone your story with your own tongue, Monkerstein!
BTW, Don't you feel a little silly using your sock puppet on your own comments page? I mean, it's creepy enough to go around parading it as your own little amphibian sychophant on other peoples blogs, but isn't a little blatant to parade your secondary online identity on your own blog? I'm just saying...
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