Plumbing the depths of depravity with Germaine Gregarious

Dr. Zaius's running mate Germaine Gregarious has not only taken a page from the insidious playbook of her political mentor, she has stolen his whole library! On her blog she has not only stooped so low as to goad my family members into saying scandalously insane things about me by plying them with cheap wine, off brand cough syrup, and a pack or two of Lucky Strikes, she has now tried to fake her own death so as to implicate me in a case of murder!

Nice try Gregarious but our campaign loyalists caught you in your web of lies. It seems ladies and gentlemen that Ms. Gregarious stole away from the hairy hands of Zaius and is appearing at a Renaissance Faire somewhere near Barstow, California this weekend. As you can see from this photo Madam Gregarious is not too bright. She is seen wearing a Victorian costume to a Renaissance Faire, perhaps she's been booked to play the village idiot? Who knows. Who cares.

Some loyal Monkersteiners also snapped this photo of Miss Gregarious enjoying the decidedly male affections of Indian porn star and Mumbai native, Ravi Dongkar. How much longer do you plan to keep this fiction of being a "lesbian" up Germaine? How long?

And don't think that Dr. Zaius has been all work and no foul play either. A Monkey Party loyalist caught this sight in his camera lens just a few hours ago:

It sickens Samurai Frog and I to see our opponents dancing, prancing, and lying away the days while we work to mend this country after the disaster known as the Bush years. If these two had been around in ancient Rome they would have made Caligula blush!

You have it in your power to end their madness, do what's best for America and vote Monkerstein in 2008! (If Dennis Kucinich does not get nominated that it.)