Reasons why Americans from other American countries are better people than Lou Dobbs

OK, first up, everybody look at a map or a globe. Now find the USA on it. Got it? We'll give a few extra seconds to the folks who have been home schooled to do all that. Waiting, waiting, got it? Good. Now be so kind as to look at the North America and South America. If you take away the words 'North' and 'South' it's all America! Canada is in America, the USA is in America, Mexico is in America, Costa Rica is in America, Brazil is in America, you get our point? Good.

One more point we want to make before we go any further is this: We here the mountain top lair known as Monkey Muck HQ think that all Americans should be able to go anywhere they want in any American country to live and work. That means if citizens of Mexico want to come here, they should be able to without any hassle and if US citizens want to go to Uruguay to live work then they should be able to with no hassle.

Now this whole Lou Dobbs on immigration thing has made our asses redder than usual. He's a racist, he's wrong, and he's going to get someone killed because of the bile he spews on his CNN hatefest of a show.So in that spirit we offer up the following reasons why Americans from other American countries are better people than Lou Dobbs:

1) They are smarter than Lou Dobbs. We're don't know this for sure but we're willing to bet that Lou speaks only English. Americans from other American countries speak their native tongue and they also speak or understand English. 2) Americans from other American countries work harder than Lou Dobbs. Lou has only one job, TV Asswipe, while other Americans have two or sometimes three.

This American from another American country has two jobs and will soon have another. Selma Hayek is an actress, a producer, and will soon be a mother. We'd like to see Lou Dobbs fill her shoes. Ewww, not really, but you catch our drift.

3) Americans from other American countries are more honest than Lou. Lou refuses to admit his claims about immigrants spreading leprosy in the USA are bullshit. Instead, he stubbornly says that because he said it on TV that makes it a fact. Americans from other American countries are evolved enough as people to admit when they are wrong. They take responsibility for their mistakes.


4) Americans from other countries help two national economies, Lou Dobbs only one. The other Americans spend their hard earned wages in the USA and send some of their hard earned wages home to their home country. Lou Dobbs gravy sweating ass only helps out one national economy, but he also probably has a team of CPA's to find him all sorts of tax breaks and loopholes to get out of even helping one national economy.




5) Other Americans have closer knit families than Lou Dobbs. We found all sorts of pictures like this on the interwebs, but we could not find any of Lou and his family.


6) Other Americans from other American countries are sexier, better cooks, and dance better than Lou Dobbs. Hello, scroll back up and look at Lou and then look at Selma, now you tell us who's better looking? Unfair you say? Compare Lou to a male from another American country? Okay, look at this:

The facts don't lie. Lou Dobbs is a loud mouth white trash, wanna be populist, douchebag and Americans from other American countries are stand up solid citizens who have every right to come here seeking a better life than the one NAFTA screwed them out of. And Lou, just in case you might still be in any doubt about how we feel about your rabble rousing, we here at Monkey Muck HQ don't want you to shut up, but we do wish you would kiss our rosy red asses. You're a chicken hawk Lou and we'll tell that to your fat ass face if we ever see you in person.