Sunday, June 3, 2007

Lest you forget...

...about our anti depleted uranium weapons crusade, we present this post that is sure to draw more visits from the snoops at the Pentagon.

Hey kids, did you know that depleted uranium is not just for missiles and bombs anymore?

Sure they still use it in those things, as evidenced by this illustration of just how they use it in some missiles.

And yes, they still use those weapons on the Iraqi people...

and on the Afghan people.

And as if that weren't bad enough, now they also are putting depleted uranium in things like

golf club heads!

The ballasts of airplanes!

And landfills!!

So that means that pretty soon we'll all be able to share in the fun of being exposed to depleted uranium! We'll all get to experience cancer like this Iraqi child has!

And this dead US soldier who served in Iraq did!

And like some NTSB plane crash investigators do!

Mr. President, if you are not going to end the warwithoutendAmen, then could you at least get our military to stop using depleted uranium weapons? Could you do that at least? Come on, what do you say to that?

Oh, okay. Thanks for listening anyway you dumb ass.


Dr. Zaius said...

Golf clubs? I understand that it's density would be an advantage, but... Golf clubs? Holy crap!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

And the government private industry to find more ways to use depleted uranium. It seems the government is eager to get rid of their stockpiles of it.

angry ballerina said...

One more thing for everyone to worry about. How can "they" be so irresponsible? Wait, I know, it's a lil thing called currency....I forgot bout that....