Jokes you can tell your parents

Hey everybody, switching it up today is The Boy! He's a got a post modern joke you kids can tell your parents! Give him a big hand. Two Irishmen were in a pub arguing about who had the better dentist. Sean O'Malley said, "Ah 'tis true mines the best in the land!" His buddy Seamus O'Hanlon says, "Nah, you're wrong, mine is the better dentist." So O'Malley gets up and walks out of the pub. He walks all the way down to his local IRA office and turns in O'Hanlon for being an informer. O'Hanlon gets picked up by the IRA, they beat him senseless, and leave him for dead.

Thanks, everyone. I'm here all summer. Don't forget to tip your waitress and don't bother me when I'm sleeping late, it's freaking summer after all.