My girlfriend turns on the TV. She flips the channel to IFC. They're showing Bend It Like Beckham. She says, "Hey you're girlfriend is on."
I said, "She's not my girlfriend. I just adopted her on my blog." And then I thought, Splotchy, what have you done to me?
3 comments:
he's made you a better person, that's what. a real humanitarian, that splotchy.
You convinced me Kelsi. I'm nominating Splotchy for the Nobel Peace Prize.
FUCKIN' A!!!!!!!11111
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