Thursday, June 28, 2007

A conversation with my girlfriend

Last Saturday night I was making dinner, which was vegetarian pasta with red sauce and bread we got at a local bakery.

My girlfriend turns on the TV. She flips the channel to IFC. They're showing Bend It Like Beckham. She says, "Hey you're girlfriend is on."
I said, "She's not my girlfriend. I just adopted her on my blog." And then I thought, Splotchy, what have you done to me?

3 comments:

kelsi said...

he's made you a better person, that's what. a real humanitarian, that splotchy.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You convinced me Kelsi. I'm nominating Splotchy for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Splotchy said...

FUCKIN' A!!!!!!!11111