My girlfriend turns on the TV. She flips the channel to IFC. They're showing Bend It Like Beckham. She says, "Hey you're girlfriend is on."
I said, "She's not my girlfriend. I just adopted her on my blog." And then I thought, Splotchy, what have you done to me?
When not hugging the dangerously thin Ms. Knightly and dressing in her scrubs for ER, Parminder is quite the fashion plate.

