News About FOX "News," or How to be unbalanced, unfair, and unhinged

We noticed as we flipped past FOX "News" the other night that Michelle Malkin, the woman who says it was cool that we locked up all those damn dirty Japanese American citizens during WW2 because one of them was bound to be a spy and it's okay for her to say that because she is of Asian descent herself, has been subbing for O'Rielly, aka Loofah Lad. It struck us that now that she has crossed the line from being an annoying, asinine, and un-American guest on that network to actually hosting a show on it, that the FOX "News" Channel is not anything less than an organ of the right wing nut bags in this country.

La Malkin, seen here getting ready to spit venom at an unsuspecting child, is nothing more than a right wing apologist who would never find a place hosting a show on any respectable news organization.

But since FOX does not care about being objective she has found a place to spew her hate. That's the liberal media for ya.

But why has been Bill-Oh been gone so much recently? Has he found some one who appreciates loofahs as much as he does? Or is he too busy thinking up new derogatory names for his perceived enemies?Bill-Oh, seen here showing the ladies just what they can expect from him, may be back on the air soon.

In other news about FOX "News," the debate between Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson and Sean Hannity took place last week and it appears, to all sane people and simians anyway, that Rocky kicked Hannity's scrawny white ass. As Burgess Meredith surely must have said in one of those damned Rocky movies, "Way to go Rock!"

However, it was a quiet week for FOX's John Gibson, he spent the past few days begging any woman who would look his way to mate with him so that he could increase the number of white births in this country.

We're not sure how any woman could refuse a slice of that beefcake, hubba hubba.

And finally the four horse persons of the Apocalypse stand ready to do what ever it is they're supposed to do when the poop hits the Christian fan. They're just waiting for the word from on high or the next commercial break.