This, yes. Very much yes.

My new best friends

I picked up Elizabeth Kucinich
and Keith Olbermann as friends on Facebook recently. How cool is that?
But don't you worry none, you're still my bestest friend ever!

The love list (TV edition)

I need to balance out the negativity from the previous post so now I bring you the list of things I'm currently lovin' like crazy on TV:
1) John Kruk on ESPN.
Kruk is the fat guy who made it. He's like the beery loud mouth guy who always has a dirty joke and a spare buck or two if you need it, in other words he's the fun guy who made good. I get the feeling that he's having a blast being on TV even if he has to put on a suit. And I also get the feeling he does Baseball Tonight pants less.
2) Speaking of ESPN, I'm loving Keith Olbermann on MSNBC more than ever. When Keith says, "Special comment," I hear "Must see TV!"

3) Oh how I love this show:
I thank the dark gods that spawned me that season three is out now on DVD.

4) Sundance Channel. Specifically the environmental programming on Sundance. And Doc Day. And Asian horror movies on Sunday night at midnight. Oh hell, I love it all. Sundance Channel is everything BBC America is not.

5) The current Big Break on the Golf Channel. I love the ladies they've got on this series, especially this piece of French pastry:

I've got to remember to watch it on Tuesday nights.
6) I don't watch Desperate Housewives, I'm just glad Dana Delany is back on TV.

7) I have no idea if Daphne Zuniga is even on TV anymore, but here's a picture of her anyway.
If she's not on TV now, she should be. I always thought she should have had a bigger career than she has had up to now.
8) FLIX Channel. It's a free movie channel that shows uncut older movies from the past four decades. I saw Choose Me again on it the other night. I'm grateful for any channel that shows Alan Rudolph films, especially ones with Leslie Ann Warren and Rae Dawn Chong in them.

9) Tim and Eric's Awesome Show and Tom Goes to the Mayor. I love Tim and Eric, most people hate them with a vengance but not me, I get them.
10) July can not come fast enough for me, for July brings:

Project Runway 5! Or as it will become known 'the last good season of Project Runway before the Lifetime network fucked it all up.'

Bonus entry on the love list:
11) Jamie Pressley on My Name Is Earl. She is pitch perfect on this show and if you crossed two of my skanky southern cousins then you'd get the character she plays on Earl. Her line about staying up with the kids when they wake up crying for more Mountain Dew is a masterpiece of comic timing and delivery.

Welcome back Keith

It's really too bad that Shrub starts drinking at the stroke of 3:00 PM. He was probably already shitfaced or passed out by the time Keith Olbermann broadcast this. If someone would only keep Chimpy away from the booze long enough for him to know how much we all hate him maybe he would change his stubborn stupid ways.

It's official

Keith Olbermann is my new man crush. I got weak in the knees when he started his, "I accuse you Mr. President...." Oh Keith, why can't you be my President?

Yo MSNBC...

Are you sure you want this bitch on Chris Matthews show? He is repugnant enough and now you want this harpy on there with him? If I wanted to watch guys sniff her crack for ratings I'd fucking watch FOX.

It's a damn good thing you have this guy on your network.

He's the only reason people tune in anymore and he'd never fucking let that hag on his show. So do us all a favor and follow his lead.

Ahhh Keith

You had us at "Special Comment."

Seriously, you are the only news person we trust. Well, okay you, Bob Simon, the two reporters who were with Knight Ridder who knew the pre-war journalism was all wrong, and Bill Moyers.
Okay, okay, we dig those gals over at CNN International as well. Oh yeah, and some of the BBC World News correspondents too.

But you Keith, you are the only one we love, in a platonic way of course. Not that we have a little man crush on you or anything. It's not like you didn't used to anchor one of our favorite shows, ESPN Sports Center, with Dan "Is my hair perfect" Patrick and you never hesitate to stick a finger in the man's eye when needed or you don't bite the hand that feeds you if they piss you off. Nah, we'd never have a man crush on a guy like that.

Blush.

We're just saying that we've got a banana chip with your name on it pal. Come see us sometime and we'll have some laughs. Wink, wink.