Hey lil Susie, why are you crying honey? Is it because your Congressman betrayed you in not over turning Our Child Hater in Chief's veto of the expansion of the SCHIP bill? Or is it because while you can't have the health care you deserve the big multi national corporations get more and more tax breaks?
Hey lil Amanda, dry those tears sugar booger because one day you will get some health insurance. When? Why when you join the US military and you go off to create more terrorists in the warwithoutendAmen in the Middle East! You get the best battlefield medical care that Uncle Sam has to offer. So just make sure you keep your little body healthy and strong because we're gonna need you to go fight the freedom hatin' Muslims soon.***************
Or, your mommy and daddy could move your whole family to Canada where they have single payer not for profit health care for all. And Barbara and her family live there too. And so does this nice lady:
You kids stop that crying right this second while I give this nice lady a nice long long long hug. Shush it now, I mean it. Mmmmmmmmm, the nice Canadian lady smells nice, all girly and maple syrupy. Mmmmmmm.
You kids stop that crying right this second while I give this nice lady a nice long long long hug. Shush it now, I mean it. Mmmmmmmmm, the nice Canadian lady smells nice, all girly and maple syrupy. Mmmmmmm. 
And now look what we get stuck with, a bloodthirsty chickenhawk who has bad gas and can't pronounce the names of his worldwide counterparts unless someone writes them out phonetically for his dumb ass.