Hey hot Ukrainian gals, how are you coping with not seeing me at the Olympics?

I knew it. Those Ukrainian babes, they love them some Dr. Monkey.

European politicians rule once again

Would you take a look at that Polish campaign poster? How great is that?


And now look what we get stuck with, a bloodthirsty chickenhawk who has bad gas and can't pronounce the names of his worldwide counterparts unless someone writes them out phonetically for his dumb ass.

Germany has it soooo much better than us

"Why whatever do you mean Dr. Monkey?"

Well Timmy, have a look at one of their most popular politicians.
This vision's name is Gabriele Pauli and she a member of the German parliament. Her big idea is that all marriages should last 7 years, if folks want to stay married then they can marry one another again. If not, then they got their separate ways.


While they get beautiful and smart women politicians, we get this idiot.
"Hey ya'll Ah just cut a silent but deadly. Ya'll be sniffin' on it in a minnit."

"Okay, I get it, I see your point."