Finally

They finally posted my interview on Boing Boing.   I sound like I'm trapped in a 50 gallon oil drum.  And I also hate the sound of my voice.  But go on, listen to it if you want.

Urgh

I hate it when stuff breaks down and doesn't work properly, be it an automobile, a cell phone, or a part of our home entertainment system.

The other night our Roku 2 started acting up and it took me three days and help from Roku tech support to figure out it the remote was sticking.  So we purchased a new Roku 2, I installed it, I installed all our old channels, and logged in to them again, so we're good to go.  Yay!

But seriously, fuck shit when it breaks down and stresses me out.

It's done

I did the interview with Dean from Boing Boing yesterday.  We talked abut all sorts of things, my blogs, my work scanning stuff, books, TV shows, my religion that I invented, and more.  I don't know when he's going to air it but it was lots of fun and he's a very gracious host.  Check their website for it.  I'll post the link when it hits.

And of course as soon as we got done and and we disconnected on Skype I thought of all sorts of other things I wanted to tell people about, like my love for outsider and folk art, my discovery of the hilarious drag performer Miss Coco Peru, and more.  But, be that as it nay, I'm still very grateful they spotlighted my blogs and gave me a chance to talk about them on their podcast.

I finally did it

I made one of those 'Hitler finds out...' videos.  Click here to see it.  It's Hitler finding out that openly gay Michael Sam got drafted by an NFL team.  And yes, it's pretty fucking brilliant.

Don't be a sap

If you friend me on Facebook, don't be shocked if I'm a sharp tongued smart ass on there like I am on here.  I have no problem insulting most anyone and everyone, especially if I think you need to be taken down a notch or two.  The thing about me is, you get to take me how I am, I'm not going to change to make you happy or comfortable.  I am who I am and you can take me or leave me, and if you leave me, I don't give a shit. 

Now, go about your business.  And I'll do the same.

Free Comic Book Day Has Been Cancelled Forever

Because I ate it and then wore the bag in public to prove it. 

In other news, holy shit am I fat or what?

Good things come in threes

I got this meme off of Samurai Frog's blog.

3 Places I Would Pack My Travel Bag For:
New Zealand (He and I agree on this one.)
Japan/Korea
France

3 On-Screen Characters I Love To Watch:
Bugs Bunny
Paula Malcolmson (Technically she's not a character but I think she's the best actress working on TV today and I'd watch her in anything she's in.)
Alan Partridge

3 "Moods" That Describe Me The Best:
Happy
Cynical
Irritated

3 Things I Always Think Of Doing On A Weekend:
Cooking
Watching movies or a British comedy on DVD
Relaxing

3 Things From My Childhood That I Can't Forget:
Being a huge Detroit Tigers fan
Spending time with my mom
Getting tons of Christmas presents despite being poor (I'll never know how my parents managed to get us so much stuff considering my mom didn't work due to her health and my dad barely worked due to his mental illness.)

3 Things I Would Never Say No To:
A good ol' cold beer
Taxing the rich
Hunting for bargains in antique stores, junk shops/thrift stores, and yard sales

3 Things I Can't Live Without:
The interwebs
Making jokes (even if no one but me gets them)
Sparky and our friends

Who's a fat bastard?

Me. I'm a fat bastard.

UPDATE: That's not actually our place. I took that picture of myself in a funky antique store just before I broke a vase.

One day after we get moved in our new to us house I'll take some photos and share them with you all.

Read it and weep

Suck on it you haters and slack jawed yokels, I'm a freakin' genius.