Congress in action!

The Republicans in Congress have decided to cut the taxes of wealthy Americans, businesses, and corporations yet again. They've also decided that most every one else won't have to pay taxes either, with the exception of the following people:

barrel burners,

indigenous aboriginal peoples,

gigolos,

musicians,

and this dude.

So enjoy your tax cuts America, and for those of you get one, get your asses back to work, the country is depending on you.

Share the love, share the sacrifice. America, FUCK YEAH!

Deficit cutting recommendations from the Monkerstein Commission

Here's how we end the deficit:

• End the wars of terror on Iraq and Afghanistan and bring all troops and equipment home.
• End all foreign occupations immediately and bring all our troops and equipment home.
• End farm subsidies.
  
• Cut military spending to the bone.
• Institute a 50 percent income tax on individuals making over $250,000 a year. (It used to be 90% back during the 1940's and '50's, and we still created thousands of jobs.)
  
• Make individuals pay Social Security tax on 100 percent of their income, not just the first $106,000.
• Raise corporate taxes.
• Tax all businesses one dollar per square foot for every square foot of land their business occupies.
  
• Tax all religious institutions.
• Legalize and tax industrial hemp.
• Legalize and tax marijuana for recreational use.
• Institute a gas guzzler tax. If you want to buy a huge gas guzzling SUV, then you can... but you have to pay at least half the purchase price back in taxes.
• End all corporate tax breaks on the local, state, and federal levels.
• Heavily tax all forms of gun related ammunition. If you want to own a handgun, fine, but you're going to pay through the nose for bullets.

My plan is a good mix of ending wasteful spending and raising monies to pay for the kinds of things we want as a country. It's much fairer and more balanced than the current plan that just got shit out of Erskine Bowles and Alan Simpson's asses.

And my plan is the center piece of my 2012 presidential campaign. That's right America, Dr. Monkey is once again running for President.

Say it ain't so Sarah

Sarah's new boobies must have already ruptured and whatever they were filled with has leaked up into her tiny brain because she says we still need to drill baby drill, even with the BP well in the Gulf gushing oil.
And now word has hit that a line in Salt Lake City has ruptured and it's spilled 400 to 500 barrels of oil into a creek. They say it may run into the Great Salt Lake. It's already covered ducks and geese and a few stray Mormons.

Two oil leaks and Palin wants more drilling. In-fucking-credible.

What this shit should be teaching us is that we need to stop drilling and pumping oil out from under the ground and under the sea. We need to learn that we've got to stop raping the planet so a few people can stay wealthy. We can generate electricity and power cars, trucks, and buses with solar power. All the jobs that we'll lose if we stop drilling baby drilling can more than be made up when we employ people to clean up the planet and to make and install solar panels. Any tax revenue we lose from the loss of oil and gas taxes can be made up from the taxation of hemp, which should be made legal this minute, even if it's only the industrial hemp, and through the taxation of all churches.

It's time to stop listening to idiots who keep telling us we have to rape our planet so they can stay rich.