I lost count of all the times my shitty dead aunt and her awful kids said this shit to me

The last email I got from my my horrible cousin John included some of these phrases. He can not understand why I want nothing to do with him or his siblings. They think the bullying their parents did to me and my siblings was normal behavior. 
 

How to tell if you're a horrible person

• If you claim that hashtag activism designed to help free the kidnapped Nigerian girls is actually a ruse to help their kidnappers, then you're a horrible person.
• If you say that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton might not be helping to free the Nigerian girls if they knew the girls were Christians, then you're a horrible person.
• If you kidnapped a bunch of Nigerian girls and claim it's okay because some mythical religious deity told you to, then you're a horrible person.
• If you watched all seven rounds of the NFL draft just to see if Michael Sam got drafted and then you bitch about him getting drafted, then you're a horrible person.
• If you're more outraged by two consenting adults kissing than you are about kids in this country going to bed hungry and or abused, then you're a horrible person.

Attention Tri City area residents

Mountain States Medical Group-Trauma Services is the worst medical office in the area.  They are staffed with a shitload of liars who have no respect for patients whatsoever.

That is all.

Hang on a minute

Really?  We're all supposed to be doing back flips of joy over the news that a couple of the younger members of the Westboro Baptist Church have renounced the hateful nonsense of their church and now they like gay people?

Not so fast there sport.  Fuck these two little hateful bitches.  They saw the writing on the wall and saw they'd be on the wrong side of history if they kept up their hateful Christian ways so they dumped their family's church and now they want us to love them.  Fuck that shit.  They hated on gays, Jews, blacks, and everybody who wasn't them for years.  They paraded their hate and wore it like a badge of honor.  They rubbed their hate in the wounds of people going through some of the worst times of their lives and they laughed when people died horrible agonizing deaths and suffered from horrible painful shit.  FUCK THEM.  FUCK THEM WITH A CHAINSAW.

They can be as contrite and apologetic as they like but they'll never ever get me to believe they are sorry or sincere.  Maybe if they apologized to each and every family who's funeral they picketed and to every gay person they ever hated on and spat at and maybe if they slink away never to be seen or heard from again while they work to make the lives of HIV/AIDS patients in Africa a little better then maybe I'll buy into their bullshit.   But as long as they chase the media spotlight and demand we pay attention to them and their quest for publicity, then we all need to pop their eyeballs out and skull fuck then with an anthrax and feces coated lead pipe.

Same thing goes for Turd Nugent and Lance Onenutstrong.