Thursday, May 15, 2014

How to tell if you're a horrible person

  • If you claim that hashtag activism designed to help free the kidnapped Nigerian girls is actually a ruse to help their kidnappers, then you're a horrible person.
  • If you say that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton might not be helping to free the Nigerian girls if they knew the girls were Christians, then you're a horrible person.
  • If you kidnapped a bunch of Nigerian girls and claim it's okay because some mythical religious deity told you to, then you're a horrible person.
  • If you watched all seven rounds of the NFL draft just to see if Michael Sam got drafted and then you bitch about him getting drafted, then you're a horrible person.
  • If you're more outraged by two consenting adults kissing than you are about kids in this country going to bed hungry and or abused, then you're a horrible person.

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