Showing posts with label government shutdown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label government shutdown. Show all posts

Friday, October 11, 2013

What's the word? What have you heard?


 "I heard that Obama has said that during the government shutdown abortions and gay marriages will continue in national parks, nothing else though, just baby killing and dudes marrying dudes."

"I heard what you said about me you monkey ass bitch.  And I'mma do something about it."

 "I heard a good joke the other day but I forgot it because some god damned liberal made me smoke some weed and blow him."

 "The word is 'polyunsaturated.' "

 "What I'm hearing is that the Republicans might cave in to the demands of the Kenyan in Chief, which means I might actually get some affordable health insurance soon.  Fuck, I hate America."

"I heard chicks dig hairy men.  Hey ladies, I'm this hairy everywhere and my carpet matches my drapes." 

"I heard I just got acquitted of all charges!  Woo hoo!  To celebrate I'm having a party in my van.  I've got plenty of ice cream, cake, and candy in there, so tell all the kids in your neighborhood I'll be by to see them soon!"

Sunday, October 6, 2013

I made this

If this remixed comic book cover goes viral, remember that I made it.  Boo ya.  Click on the picture to enlarge it.

Friday, October 4, 2013

The face of all that is wrong with the USA today

This cunt is a member of Congress from North Carolina.  She gleefully shut the government down because she doesn't like having a black man in the White House who isn't of her political party.  She also doesn't like poor and working people having even a scrap of health insurance, never mind that hers is paid for by the taxpayers.  She blithely tosses hundreds of thousands of people out of work so she can make a political point.  And yet, she has the gall to stand there and say that she needs her paycheck, the one that is provided to her by working Americans.

See, this bitch encapsulates the problem with modern day conservative thinking.  She needs her government paycheck, hell she'll even tell you all day long about how hard she works to earn it, but others who work for the government don't need theirs.  She earns hers, others are moochers.  To her 'government' is something to be feared, mocked, and hated.  It doesn't really exist to do anything but take money out of her and her rich pals pockets.  They hate it so much that they are more than willing to shut it down no matter what the cost, no matter if hundreds of thousands of people can't make their rent or mortgage payments, as long as Congresswoman Renee Ellmers gets hers, fuck the rest of you.

What these selfish asswipes refuse to acknowledge is that the government of this country is not some alien thing, it's people.  People who get up every working day and go do a job that helps keep America running.  And the money they earn from those jobs pays rent, mortgages, car payments, college tuition, medical bills.  It buys groceries, meals in restaurants, clothes, computers, and more.  Once those people stop spending the money they were earning at those government jobs, the economy slowly grinds to a halt.  If they can't buy groceries, then the stores lay off employees, farmers don't sell as much, so they stop growing as much, which means they stop making money and start losing their farms.  It works the same way with everything our economy is based on.  So a government shutdown is a horrible thing to have.  It affects not only the laid off employees, it affects everyone.  It has a truly trickle down effect, it's trickle down misery.

So the gall of that cunt Ellmers to say she needs her paycheck while she prevents others from getting theirs just so she can make a black man look bad, fuck her.  Fuck her with a chainsaw, tar and feather her, and then draw and quarter her.  She is the epitome of what is wrong with teabagger Republicans, conservatives, and economic libertarians.  She is Ayn Rand's wet dream and our nation's worst nightmare.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Hey ladies, do you agree with the government shutdown?

 "Absolutely, we must do everything to keep poor people from getting quality healthcare.  It says so in the Bible."

 "The will of a small minority must be done."

 "As long as I can still keep my gun, I don't give a shit."

 "Dang it, the government is shut down?  Someone at NASA was supposed to tell me if these things on my sweater were sentient life from outer space."

 "The government is never truly shut down as long as my lazy good for nothing Congressman is getting paid."

"Jesus is going to take my hymen soon."