People with glasses speak out on free speech

Rosa Sharon of East Swappford, Delaware says, "I use my freedom of speech to preach about Jesus. I do my best to drown out other people when they start talking about any religion other than Christianity."

Randy Felcher of Owillis, Maryland wants to get this off his chest, "If I can't call the current President a damn dirty socialist negro, then the terrorists have won."

Brian Dunnigan of Shirley-Hampton, Montana intones, "I can hear all the free speech I want with these big ass ears of mine."

"Free speech is fine as long as the Jews, blacks, and queers keep their mouths shut," quips Millie Cogburn of Pisstake-away, New Jersey.

"Are you trying to trick me into saying something dumb like they do to Sarah Palin and that Miss California gal? Because if you are then it won't work. You Commie Nazi Liberal Conservative media fat bastard flunky," chirped Belle Plains, of Belle Plains, Oregon.

"I have a tea cup poodle that tells me what I'm allowed to use my free speech on. And if I say something out of line I have to lick my sweater and wear burlap panties until I repent," said Amy Yopp of Melas, Virginia right before they hauled her off to the loony bin.

Randy Grimly, of Nacho, Ohio, points out, "Speech won't truly be free until the day I'm allowed to yell 'Movie!' in a crowded fire hall. Now, look into my eyebrows and tell me you love me."

Alice Botheration of Rekers, Florida would not give me a quote for this post but she did tell me I could run her picture.

Inside the monkey house

It's time to take a peek inside the new house!

Come on in and I'll show you the new furniture we got for the living/dining room. It's a long ass room, I was joking around with Sparky and I told her that we could have installed a bowling alley in it. At one end we have a sitting area with some new furniture. The chair on the left came today and the love seat we got last week. The trunk in the center Sparky has had for years. The other chair matches the love seat and we got it all in a deal at a locally owned furniture store. It's comfortable and stylish at the same time. Topping the room off is the new to us dining room table that was given to us by our friends from Knoxville, Todd and Donna. The table with all the leaves it is fecking huge, which is a good thing because we now have a house where we can have scads of people over at once, unlike our old condo where we could only have one couple at a time over.

The room is still a work in progress, we're on the hunt for a rug that will match the furniture and for some chairs for the table, but we're happy with everything so far.

This last picture is to show our friend Donna that she can stop her search for a set of acceptable glasses for us. I found this set at TJ Maxx for $12. They're heavy glasses Donna, just like I said I liked and they have a bit of style to them. That pattern is called "Window Pane." Stay tuned for more peeks inside the new Monkey Central as events warrant.