Rosa Sharon of East Swappford, Delaware says, "I use my freedom of speech to preach about Jesus. I do my best to drown out other people when they start talking about any religion other than Christianity."
Randy Felcher of Owillis, Maryland wants to get this off his chest, "If I can't call the current President a damn dirty socialist negro, then the terrorists have won."
Brian Dunnigan of Shirley-Hampton, Montana intones, "I can hear all the free speech I want with these big ass ears of mine."
"Free speech is fine as long as the Jews, blacks, and queers keep their mouths shut," quips Millie Cogburn of Pisstake-away, New Jersey.
"Are you trying to trick me into saying something dumb like they do to Sarah Palin and that Miss California gal? Because if you are then it won't work. You Commie Nazi Liberal Conservative media fat bastard flunky," chirped Belle Plains, of Belle Plains, Oregon.
Randy Grimly, of Nacho, Ohio, points out, "Speech won't truly be free until the day I'm allowed to yell 'Movie!' in a crowded fire hall. Now, look into my eyebrows and tell me you love me."