Voices from the past speak out about Donald Trump

"He's a foul mouthed buffoon who needs to be soundly thrashed."

"I'd sooner vote for a Negro or a woman than vote for him."

"We'd vote for him if they let jaunty homosexuals like us vote."

"Go away, I'm about to eat this baby."

"Trump makes me wish I had been on the Titanic."

"If we gals ever get the vote no anti female jackass like him would ever be elected."

"I dreamed all of you up, you don't really exist, except in my mind.  Also, all of my internal organs are made out of English muffins."  

I asked your ex girlfriend if she missed you, this was her response:

Heart to heart

"Billy, do you have a few minutes?  I'd like to talk to you about Communism."

"I've done the math again and again...

...and it keeps telling me if we want the finer things in life, we're going to have to sell our baby."

"Yes, my hat and my outfit are ridiculous but...

neither of them is as ridiculous as a 'stand your ground' law.  That's some really ridiculous shit right there."

They're watching you

You've been warned.

"No, I'm sorry...

...there is no Hugh Jorgan here.  You have the wrong number."

"Right there...

...is where I'm putting my penis when you turn off that camera."

Skeptical baby...

...is skeptical of your bullshit.  You've been warned.

It's Super Caption Fun Time!

"It's true honey, mommy was in Hustler magazine before you were born. And as soon as you get all better and start school again, I'm going back in the porn biz."

"This is what I do to yapping little neighbor dogs. Keep that in mind when your folks take you to the pet store Susie."

Karen could finally relax once all the evidence was ablaze in the fireplace.

A job worth doing is worth doing right!

"Fellas, if you wipe all the human remains off this implement before those cops get here, I'll give you both a dollar each!"

These guys know you've been naughty...

...so they're here to spank you. Bend over you.

Fun couple of the week

Becky was delighted...

...that her parents would soon be eating her poison filled meatballs. They had to be made to pay for foisting that hair cut on her.

The number one kid's party game in Mississippi and Alabama is...

...chase the Negro!

Try as he might...

...Jimmy couldn't get Becky to look at his pants.

You can try and try and try...

...but you'll never have as much fun today as these white folks are having.

"We're in your internets...

...sending out Morse code messages. That's how us old white guys roll."

Miss Plaid 1955 has a question for you

"There once was a dark skinned man who had a questionable birth record, a father who wasn't around, and who was hated by the religious leaders of his day. I forgot his name though. Was it Jesus or Barack Obama?"

Dr. Hossenphiffer...

...isn't buying any of your bullshit. So zip it and move along damn it.