"He's a foul mouthed buffoon who needs to be soundly thrashed."
"I'd sooner vote for a Negro or a woman than vote for him."
"We'd vote for him if they let jaunty homosexuals like us vote."
"Go away, I'm about to eat this baby."
"Trump makes me wish I had been on the Titanic."
"If we gals ever get the vote no anti female jackass like him would ever be elected."
"I dreamed all of you up, you don't really exist, except in my mind. Also, all of my internal organs are made out of English muffins."