The George Wallace of the marriage equality debate

This is what a religious demagogue looks like.

Dear Robert Gibbs,

Since I don't take ads on or make money off of my left wing blog, I know you weren't referring to me when you made your comments about 'the professional left.' But you know what Robert? Fuck you very much just the same.

Dude, people on the left need to get drug tested because they disagree with the shitty way you and your boss treat them? Up yours you asshole. People on the left get pissed off because the people they helped get elected keep shitting all over them.

You cowards are so afraid of your own shadow and what they are going to say about you on FOX Noise that you have to demonize people who worked their asses off to get you and your cronies elected? Not cool dude. And spare me the bullshit that I don't know what it's like to work in the White House at the top political level, I don't need to know what it's like, what I do know is how to treat people who help me and that's what you need to learn.

I expect scorn and derision from people on the right, from intolerant Christians, from the idiots who want to 'protect' the Constitution by ripping it apart and pissing on it, and you know what Robert? I welcome their scorn and derision. I welcome it because I know I'm right and they're wrong. I know that the best way forward for the whole country, not just the rich and powerful few, is via the progressive path.

What I don't expect is to get treated like shit by people I helped put in power.

So in conclusion, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck President Obama, fuck Rahm, fuck Mark Penn, fuck the Clinton's, fuck James Carville and his uber creepy wife, and fuck anyone who says I have to support or vote for you frauds again. I don't have to vote for you, there are more than enough people who will get scared and drink the Kool Aid in 2012 and they'll swallow the bullshit lie that if we don't vote for your man Obama that Sarah Palin and the Christian Taliban will take over and plunge us into more wars. Fuck that. Fuck them. And fuck you, you ungrateful bastard. And go fuck yourself, you fucking fuck.

Sincerely,
Dr. Monkey

PS: Seriously, I mean it, fuck off you fucking fucktard.

Dear Guy Who Loves Depleted Uranium,

Dude, seriously, stop emailing me. I checked my spam folder and there your email response to my final email to you was. I told you that all your emails after that initial email to me will go straight into my spam folder where it will reside next to emails from Nigerian crooks, penis cream sales pitches, and other crap from nuts like you. If you think I'm actually going to read any more of your pro depleted uranium screeds than sir, you are a doofus.


If you love depleted uranium so much, I encourage you to go to the areas of Afghanistan and Iraq where our military has used it in record amounts. I encourage you to live amongst those people who's lives will now be full of cancer and disease as a result of our use of depleted uranium on their homes and neighborhoods. I also encourage you to get a depleted uranium enema every week and to drink depleted uranium laced beverages from now on. It's all perfectly safe according to you, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Dude, the first thing a paid shill for the depleted uranium interests would do is claim to not a be a paid shill for them. And your insistence that anyone who speaks out on the dangers of depleted uranium is a 'con man' is a crock of shit. They must have you and your bosses pretty worried that people will be finding out the real facts behind your awful munitions, or you wouldn't be out engaging in character assassination and hiding behind emails and leaving comments on blog posts that are years old.

And finally Mr. Depleted Uranium Lover, you're no longer allowed the privilege of leaving any comments on my blog. You violated my comment policy and for that you are banned forever. I'll delete your comments as soon as I see them. Of course you'll do what you did before and leave comments on posts that are years old and by doing so you'll sure show me a thing or two. I can just see you clapping your hands with glee as you leave your hateful pigheaded rants on my old posts secure in the knowledge that you 'got one over on me.' Dude, if that's all you got, then I'll let that slide, but understand any comment you leave me will be deleted as soon as I see it.

Now, if you need some help getting the cash to move to Afghanistan or Iraq, let me know and I'll hold a fund raiser here for you. Okay asshole?

Sincerely,
Dr. Monkey

This post is brought to you by the letter 'B'

The word 'boundaries' starts with the letter 'B.' Boundaries are what Gen. McChrystal broke when he said those stupid things about President Obama, Vice President Biden, and other civilian leaders who are his bosses. When you break on the job boundaries big time like he did then you usually get fired.

The word 'bonehead' also begins with the letter 'B.' And that's what President Obama will be if he doesn't fire that insubordinate jackass Gen. McChrystal. I don't care who the president is, you can't allow military personal to denigrate, demean, or mock the civilian leaders who are their bosses. It sets a bad example and it's one step removed from them taking out leaders who they don't like.

In case you didn't catch the gist of this post, it's that the boundary bashing bonehead McChrystal should get the boot. It would be a boon to our country if we got rid of that baboon.