Who's holding our Crunky now?

The hostess with the mostess the lovely and super foxy Miss Donna is holding our...hang on, that's not Crunky she's got, it's dessert plates! Miss Donna is not holding our Crunky now, false alarm. Sorry. You may now go back about your regularly scheduled business.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

Some cute quasi Asian chick. That's who.

Who's holding our Crunky now?

No one is holding our Crunky now. Look at all those Crunky bars going unheld. Come on you slackers, pick one up and get holding!

Crunky update

Two Albanian Crunky smugglers were caught today by Caleb The Wonder Bull. Caleb is part of the new Interpol anti smuggling strike force. He may be bovine, but his head and heart are in law enforcement. Way to keep our Crunky supply out of those damn dirty Albanian's hands Caleb!

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