Two Albanian Crunky smugglers were caught today by Caleb The Wonder Bull. Caleb is part of the new Interpol anti smuggling strike force. He may be bovine, but his head and heart are in law enforcement. Way to keep our Crunky supply out of those damn dirty Albanian's hands Caleb!
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6 comments:
Way to go Caleb - you've got balls! Well. Um. You know what I mean.
Where there's Crunky, you know that Caleb is not far behind.
I'll ride with Caleb in the squad car any day! CSI Caleb and I will fight crime, solve murders, and nab Crunky smugglers.
Oh I am so [roud of Caleb. I'll dedicate all my work today to him.
So is the new product development department at Crunky coming up with a new flavor in Caleb's honor?
Maybe prime rib-flavored Crunky?
Just a suggestion...
Kristi-No, you're right, bulls have balls, cows don't.
Caleb-Bovines love them some Crunky.
Dguz-Coming next season from ABC: They were a pair of cops, one bovine one, one human and they were one hundred percent bad ass! Tune in for Caleb and Delia!
Missy-He and I thank you.
Whiskey-Mmmm, prime rib.
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