A few months a go I asked you people to get off your asses and go snap a photo of my adopted actress Archie Panjabi on the set of her new movie. Then today I look on IMDB and I see they are in post production, so that means none of you got off your lazy butts and did me the favor I asked of you.Thanks.
Thanks for nothing!
Would it have killed one of you to put down your Molson and your Canadian bacon sandwich and walk a few feet to take a freakin' picture? Could you not have turned off the CBC so you could have done me this one favor I asked of you? Were those issues of Macleans just so damn absorbing that you couldn't have helped out a fellow North American?
Citizens of Toronto you are now on my shit list. I hope the Blue Jays suck this year and I hope Les Habs kick your Maple Leaf thong wearing butts all over the ice. Since I hate the NBA with a hate that burns white hot, I hope your Raptors get beat every single time they play. Don't bother apologizing to me you citizens of Toronto, you are all dead to me now.
Don't hate me Archie, I tried to get you and your new film Traitor some more publicity but the selfish people of Toronto refused to help me.
