The crazy train rolls on

Sharron Angle, who lost to Harry "Mealymouth" Reid in the US Senate race in Nevada had this to say about why she got more rural rather than urban votes:

"I find the people in the rural counties more educated on the issues and seem to be more tied into their communities," she said. "The urban areas seem to have more of a disconnect from the issues that affect their communities."

Translation: Only rural people are smart enough to vote for me so we should only count their ballots. And if we had done that, then I would have won.

She was honestly surprised that she lost by such a big margin after her polls showed her being so far ahead just a few weeks before election day. The problem with her polling is she was only polling rural households and people with land line phones. The people who didn't vote for her were too busy working to answer poll questions and they can't afford land line phones.

The woman is truly delusional. I hope she runs for the Senate again in 2012!

Things not found in the Constitution

Crazy woman Sharron Angle wants to eliminate all funding for public education because it says nothing about funding education in the Constitution. And she also wants to be a US Senator too. I know, it's fucked up.

Here's a list of other things that should be banned or stopped because they're not mentioned in the Constitution:

• Person-hood status for corporations.
• Political action committees.
• Political parties.
• Tax breaks for big companies.
• Tax breaks for small companies.
• Vaccinations.
• The interstate highway system.
• The Federal Aviation Administration.
• The Food and Drug Administration.
• TVA.
• All benefits other than salaries for members of Congress.

I love teabagger candidates, the sounds they make while crying after their loss in the general election is music to my ears. Angle will blame the media, the liberal elites, and the Communist party for her loss in November, she'll toss the blame for her loss everywhere but where it lies, on her and her extreme positions. And it's a shame that she'll lose because I really fucking hate that mealy mouthed Quisling Harry Reid.

Interview with Sharron Angle

(All responses to my questions are actual quotes from Sharron Angle.)

Dr. MVM: Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule of only speaking to friendly audiences and to FOX Noise to speak with me. You realize I'm an actual socialist right? Is that a problem for you, talking to a socialist?

Sharron Angle: It's a Nevada problem.

Dr. MVM: I'm in TN and it's somehow a Nevada problem that I'm a socialist and you're talking to me? I'm not sure I understand.

SA: I need to appeal to a broad base.

Dr. MVM: Fair enough then. I understand that. Let me ask you this, should people donate their hard earned money to your campaign or keep it and use it to pay their bills and feed their families?

SA: We put up a splash page on my website saying, 'Send money...'

Dr. MVM: Send money to you? To your campaign?

SA: And when I get on a show, and I say, 'Send money to SharronAngle.com,' so that your listeners will know that if they want to support me they need to go to SharronAngle.com.

Dr. MVM: I see. You'd like people to send their money to you rather than to pay their bills. Let's change the subject. Your state is the only one that has legal prostitution. How do you feel about your state government mandating tests to insure that all the sex workers keep disease free?

SA: Government shouldn't be doing that to a private company...

Dr. MVM: Moving on, some people claim that you like sugary fruit flavored drinks commonly called 'slushies.' And some of those who say that claim you have a bank account that is used only to pay for those drinks. Would you call that bank account a slush fund?

SA: And I think you named it clearly: It's a slush fund.

Dr. MVM: You're a pretty vocal critic of the President and the stimulus that Sen. Reid helped pass. Study after study has shown it's working and that a majority of Americans back it. It's also been shown to benefit ordinary people more so than big multi national corporations. That's the direction our country is going in. How do you feel about that?

SA: I have an opportunity, right now, to change the direction of our country.

Dr. MVM: So you want to see the stimulus go to big business rather than to working people.

SA: I am pretty wordy ... We're still working on those precise statements.

Dr. MVM: You like to talk about your god an awful lot. I hear that you not only shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, that you routinely shiv, stab, and shank homeless men and women for sport. How does your god feel about your unholy blood-lust and your need to commit bloody heinous crimes?

SA: God knew all of this in advance ... He saw it and that He has provided a way of escape and a way for me to endure.

Dr. MVM: How do you choose your victims?

SA: When you have God in your life ... he directs your path.

Dr. MVM: Okay then. That's all I can stomach from you. I see now why you hide from real journalists and bloggers. You hide from them because you're a nut.

SA: There are people who would like to see different things come out of me, but I am who I am.

Dr. MVM: Sure. I'm glad I'm not in the same room with you, you might try to use one of your 'second amendment solutions' on me if I was. Hey, I'll have my buddy Basil Marceaux get in touch with you. He's a conservative Republican who's running for governor here in TN. I think you two would hit is off nicely. Bye bye now.