Showing posts with label Michael Sam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Sam. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

How do you feel about openly gay Michael Sam getting drafted to play in the NFL?

 Hank Groink of Belle Plains, Oregon: "I'm cool with it.  It's not like he's going to bugger anyone during a game."

 Joe Figgins of Strawberry Plains, TN: "It's wonderful.  I'm so proud of him and that kiss, what a move!  And listen, anyone who says they support LGBTQ equality but who didn't like that kiss Sam laid on his cute little boyfriend, well, they're homophobes.  I want everyone to know that I'm so okay with it that I invited a gay dude in to my house and let him bang me in the butt in front of my wife to prove how okay I am with the whole thing.  Anyone who complains about that needs to be shot for not being open minded enough."

Pia Nolessons, High Plains Drifter, MT:  "I'm drafting him to play shortstop on my fantasy foosball team!"

Valentina Tereshkova, Somewhere in Outer Space: "Moscow, we have a problem."

 Calvin Broadhips, Middlesboro, KY: "I'm a Southern Baptist, so of course I have a problem with it.  I also have a problem with these apples, I'm sure the Prince of Lies is in them and the only way for me to get him out is to turn them into applesauce with my penis."
 Gail Keegals, Santa Fe, NM: "An openly gay man wants to play in the NFL?  Won't that ruin decades of stereotypes that say all gay men are lisping mincing limp wristed pansies who speak in a falsetto voice and live to dress in women's clothes while molesting children?"

 Auld Lane Sign, 19th Century Idaho: "Football?  Fuck some football.  It's not a sport, it's a game.  Getting greased up and wrestling a bear while naked, now that's a sport!" 
Geddy Leigh, Port St. Lucie FL: "I like cereal.  And that's it.  Just cereal.  Now leave me alone."

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Sometimes the apple falls pretty far from the tree

One of Michael Sam's father's first thoughts after hearing his son was gay was, "I don't want my grandkids raised in that kind of environment." Really?  Really dude?

You don't want the hypothetical grandkids you don't even have yet to be raised in an honest truthful loving environment where child molestation rates are near zero percent?  You don't want your grandkids raised by people who work hard, are honest, and who achieve things in life?  You'd rather they get raised by some Christians who use their bible as an excuse to whip and beat kids?  You'd rather a meth addict raise them?

Fuck you old man.  You're so far behind the times it's 1800 inside your tiny head.  You still think all gay men mince about in women's clothes while shrieking in a screechy falsetto.  You imagine them with a limp wrist and and dressed in frilly nightgowns.  You probably think they all secretly want to be women and that they exist so closeted  Neanderthal assholes like you can have something to beat up when they want to get a boner or to feel manly when your wife emasculates you.

Study after study has shown kids raised by gay couples do better in school, are more well adjusted than those raised by single parents, and they face around zero percent of sexual and physical abuse.  But stupid old people who hate gays ignore all that because your old worn out disproved stereotypes MUST be true or else why would you and your buddies still believe them?

Go fuck yourself you idiot.  You don't deserve the kids you have left much less a grandkid from one of them.  You're an old bigot who knows nothing and who I hope gets nothing if and when your son Michael signs a multi million dollar NFL contract.  Too bad your son had to be raised in the shitty environment you provided him, you remember the one old man, the one where one of your sons got shot and killed, another son went missing, and two of your other sons were in and out of prison all their lives and both are now currently incarcerated.  Yeah, I'd never want any kid raised in THAT kind of environment because face it old man, you're a fucking shit parent who'd be god damn lucky to have his grandkids raised by a confident proud out gay man and his partner.