Showing posts with label John Malkovich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Malkovich. Show all posts

Monday, August 17, 2009

The reviews are in...

We watched this DVD last night:
The short review of this film is it's a very sweet movie.

It's not laugh out loud funny, but there are some laughs in it. It's not overly serious, but it has it's serious moments. It's more a character study than anything else and that's not a bad thing.

The film tells the story of a young man, Colin Hanks, who quits law school to go to work and the work he finds is being the road manager for a washed up mentalist, John Malkovich. The two bond, bicker, and banter as they ride the ups and downs of Buck Howard's career. It's based in part on the time that the writer/director was the road manager for The Amazing Kreskin.

Colin Hanks is mostly a blank slate in this film. He's got just a few expressions and he uses them all up within minutes so it's up to his co-stars to carry the film. Thankfully Malkovich does his job and he walks away with the movie. The movie crackles when he's in the scene but when he's not it drags. Hanks and his erstwhile female co-star Emily Blunt are, to put it kindly, meh, okay. To me they were the bland leading the bland. Malkovich and Steve Zahn stood out, as does Tom Arnold in his cameo.

Hanks and Blunt notwithstanding, this is a sweet little slice of life film and it was nice to watch once.


I just finished two books and here's what I thought of them:
Everything you know about Chinese food in America is debunked in Jennifer Lee's fine book. She lays bare the fact that most everything you eat in American (and Canadian too) Chinese restaurants is not really Chinese. Fortune cookies were invented by the Japanese. General Tso's chicken is unheard of in China. Sweet and Sour chicken/pork/beef, does not exist in China. Chop suey was invented in America.

Ms. Lee, the American born daughter of Chinese immigrants, speaks fluent Mandarin Chinese, and she tracked down all the stories behind the most famous dishes served in Chinese restaurants. She went to China, Taiwan, and to many other places to get the story behind the dishes, the restaurants, and the people behind the cuisine many Americans (and Canadians) know and love. Her book is highly entertaining and highly engaging as well. It's a fast fun read and you'll never think of Chinese food in the same way after you read her book.

I highly recommend this book.


I'm a huge fan of the history of early Australia, I loved Robert Hughes book The Fatal Shore, so I was eager to read this book when I first saw it. And after finishing it last night I can tell you it's a very good read.

This book tells the story of Mary Bryant a Cornish lass who was sentenced to death for a petty robbery she committed in England in the late 18th century. She had her sentence commuted to transportation to Australia, she was in the first shipment of female convicts to that country. What makes Mary's story extraordinary is that she survived the trip to Australia while pregnant, started a family with another convict, made a successful escape from Australia in an open boat that sailed to the country we now know as modern day Indonesia, was caught, sent back to England to face trial for her escape, became a folk hero for having done all that, and finally in the end got a pardon from the king through the help of James Boswell, the man who wrote the famous biography of Samuel Johnson.

Ms. Erickson tells Mary's story very successfully. She's brief, to the point, and keeps the narrative moving. You really get a sense of the hardships convicts like Mary went through in going to Australia, starting a new colony there, escaping from there, navigating the treacherous ocean, and having to stand trial again when she got back to England. It's a hell of a tale and this is a heck of a book. I highly recommend it.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

That's a wrap people

Either Kirby and I watch and love all the same movies or she is me, either way she kicked everyone's ass in my Movie Line Meme post. Tying for second with one correct guess each was Matty Boy, D Cup, and my blog and real life friend Snad. Everyone else finished third. Check your mail boxes every day for your official Movie Line Meme prizes!

There were two quotes no one got and the answers are as follows:
#7 came from a little seen and less loved film by Alex Cox called:

I'm not sure who hated it more, the critics or everyone else who stayed away from this movie in droves. While there was plenty of hate for this odd offbeat movie, it got none from me because I loved it. I didn't take it seriously and I laughed liked a mad man the first time I saw it, but in retrospect the first time I saw it I was smoking joints as big as my head so that may have had something to do with why I liked it so much. This film featured one of the most eclectic casts ever, it had Elvis Costello, the Pouges, Joe Strummer, Dennis Hopper, and Grace Jones, among others. If you ever see it you'll probably hate it so don't go bitchin' at me if you do or I might just fling poo at you.

Line #8 is from one of my new favorites and it's another movie that most critics hated. It comes from Art School Confidential.

I liked this movie so much I watched it twice when we first rented it and it wasn't just because Sophia Myles has a topless scene in it. The guy on the left in the photo cracked me up and he reminded me of me when I was in college and he is the one who utters the line I quoted in my original post. I loved the inside jokes about art and artists and I loved the way they skewered pop culture and people who mock pop culture in this movie. It's also got great performances by John Malkovich, Max Minghella, and the guy who plays Earl's brother on My Name is Earl. And it has Sophia Myles topless in it, hubba hubba.

I'll do another movie quote post in a week or so but I'll make it a bit more difficult for that fiendishly clever Kirby when I do.

Monday, June 25, 2007

A League of Mullets Movie Review

Yo, we watched Color me Kubrick and here is our review:

This film is based on a real life alcoholic British homosexual who used to go around impersonating the late great film director Stanley Kubrick. This guy would con people into buying him drinks, dinners, and more. He used people's unnatural love of all things celebrity against them. Of course things get sticky for him by the end of the movie, as they did in real life.
This is a hands down funny film. Many other movie reviewers took it far too seriously. It's a comedy with serious undertones and a message about our culture's love of all things famous (whoa, look at us using serious words like 'undertones' and 'message').
John Malkovich was born to play this boozy woozy old Queen. He nails it. He's sad and funny all at the same time. Watching him con these dopes is something to behold. His use of accents is fabulous, as is his wardrobe through out the film. In our opinion this is his best work since Being John Malkovich.

We loved the seedy look of the film and all the faded from their once glorious locations, like his apartment and the once nice resort hotel later in the movie. It really captures the essence of of who we think this guy might actually be.
As we said Malkovich is a stand out int he film but so are some other actors. They include Richard E. Grant as a wine bar owner who falls for the charms of the con man and gets burnt because of it. James Dreyfus as a male nurse who befriends Malkovich, Dreyfus also co-stars in one of Dr. Monkey's favorite Britcoms The Thin Blue Line. Jim Davidson is also wonderful as a fading British comedian who clings to the hope that his new friend really is Kubrick, Davidson actually met the man who the film is based on and bought him lunch thinking that he was really Kubrick. And finally the other stand out performance is that of Ayesha Dharker as "Kubrick's" psychiatrist who falls for the lies of her patient.

We heartily recommend this film. It's funny, it's poignant, and it's definitely worth your time. We loved it and we think that most discerning people will love it as well. Oh yeah, the best news about this movie is there are a few stray mullets in the scene where he cons the two heavy metal dudes into taking him to see the concert. You know, if more movies had more mullets then this world would be a more loving and peaceful place.
Rent it, buy it, and enjoy it. It's a good movie.


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