Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Four out of five Michigan Republicans are voting for...

"Romney. I like that he's wealthy and I hope some of that shit rubs off on me. Make it rain Mitty boy!"

"Romney because he was born here in Michigan. Sure he was born on a Mormon compound where they pray to Xenu and give one third of their money to the people who make green Jell-O and to Satan, but it's still Michigan. Fuck Ohio."

"Romney. I like his hair. His pubic hair that is."

"Romney because Santorum wants in my wife's vagina. Come to think of it, so does Newt."

"Hodor."

2 comments:

SkylersDad said...

This rocks!

gmb said...

You are very funny. I like his hair....