- Mitt Romney
- Rick Santorum
- Ron Paul
- Newt Gingrich
- Rick Perry
- Michele Bachmann
- Jon Huntsman
- Herman Cain
- Tim Tebow
- An Egg Salad Sandwich
- Player to be named later
- Ronald Reagan
- Nancy Reagan
- Reagan and Goneril
- Gilgamesh
- Azaroth the Blighted One
- Sarah Palin's funk filled dirty thong
- Tantoo Cardinal
- Nipsy Russell
- Russell Crowe
- Seriously, anyone but Romney
- 867-5309
- Ron Paul's racist homophobic newsletters
- The First Presbyterian Church of Des Moines newsletter
- Holy shit, we're gonna be stuck with a dude named 'Mitt' as our nominee
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Final Iowa results
The corporate media won't tell you the final results in Iowa, but I will.
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6 comments:
"Sarah Palin's funk filled dirty thong" was delightfully shudder inducing
I feel much more informed. Keep this up and you'll counteract the damage the cable news networks have done to my synapses.
I have always thought an egg salad sandwich would have what it took to get our country back on track. Too bad it faired so poorly. I hope it does better in New Hampshire. For all our sakes.
Thank God someone's willing to tell us the truth. I'm surprised Nipsy Russell showed so poorly.
Man, I wish Nipsy Russell was running. Draft Nipsy Russell!
MacnCheese! MacnCheese!
Corn dog for VP.
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