Tuesday, August 19, 2008

McCain's Veep Choice Revealed!

I am pleased as punch to bring you all a world exclusive! Unimpeachable sources tell me that Bush McCain has made his choice for Vice President. My sources tell me that the Bush McCain campaign looked long and hard until they found a candidate who made their Presidential nominee look young and virile by comparison, so Sen. McCain and his team have chosen:

The Crypt Keeper!

12 comments:

Mnmom said...

It was their only logical choice. But even The Crypt Keeper knows how to use technology!!!

DivaJood said...

Looks like Joe Lieberman went to the tanning booth a little too long.

dguzman said...

Yes, but what's his position on abortion?

Hee hee, DivaJood!

Ubermilf said...

I didn't know you could choose your own wife as VP.

Missy said...

Suddenly my election decision got a little bit harder. The cryptkeeper's relations with the afterlife could be an advantage!

Claire said...

Mwah!

Little Merry Sunshine said...

I thought McCain WAS the Crypt Keeper.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I think it's a good idea to return to a system where the vice president is the one who's the puppet.

Snad said...

Vikkitikkitavi said it all!

Odile said...

If McCain win the eleccions I bet the VicePresident will live more taht the president.

but hope than that thing will be justa a other Tale of the Cript.

Dr. Zaius said...

Aw, not scary enough for McCreepy!

Freida Bee said...

This sorta explains, "The Vice-President is at an undisclosed location," a little better for me.