Monday, August 18, 2008

Hank has a few questions for you

"Hey, remember when Bill Clinton was President and they took away everyone's guns and they made everyone except people on welfare and the undocumented Mexicans pay 75% of their income in taxes? Remember how everyone was having abortions just for the heck of it? Remember how our country was attacked by terrorists over and over again? Remember how only evangelical christians were working and the rest of you just sat on your asses and collected big fat juicy welfare checks?

What's that? You don't remember all that? Well, that's okay, I don't remember it either because I hadn't been born yet. But I'm sure all that is going to happen again soon if Obama gets elected, at least that's what they say on TV anyway.

Ok, I'm done now. What are you going to feed me?"

8 comments:

Odile said...

Bill Clinton, was not that happy man who plays the sex, I mean the sax, and love the blue dresses? :P

Dr Zibbs said...

You are correct sir.

Missy said...

Hank, I do not recall any of that. Thanks for bringing it up. Here is a piece of top sirloin for you!

Mnmom said...

Exactly. I remember a letter to our local editor saying we should lay off W because of "everything he was handed by the Clinton administration". Yeah, all that god-awful stuff like peace, prosperity, a budget surplus, multiple warnings about Osama Bin Laden. Oh, what a mess!

BeckEye said...

Dogs are so smart. I wish a dog would run for president.

Other than Hillary Clinton. Oh! *ba-dum-bum*

Anonymous said...

Cute AND smart! What's not to like?

Whiskeymarie said...

Wow, I totally forgot about all that stuff.
Thanks for the reminder, Hank!
good dog!

Elizabeth said...

That's one smart doggy. Now give him a big juicy steak.