Lucy wants a word with you

"Arf."

Watching

Arf.

Hank has a few questions for you

"Hey, remember when Bill Clinton was President and they took away everyone's guns and they made everyone except people on welfare and the undocumented Mexicans pay 75% of their income in taxes? Remember how everyone was having abortions just for the heck of it? Remember how our country was attacked by terrorists over and over again? Remember how only evangelical christians were working and the rest of you just sat on your asses and collected big fat juicy welfare checks?

What's that? You don't remember all that? Well, that's okay, I don't remember it either because I hadn't been born yet. But I'm sure all that is going to happen again soon if Obama gets elected, at least that's what they say on TV anyway.

Ok, I'm done now. What are you going to feed me?"

Constant vigilance...

...starring Sparky's brother's wife's dog Pookie.