The 1956 Baptist Student Association from East TN State would like to remind you that...
...unless you suck it up and become Baptists like they are, then you're going to hell. And that goes double for liberals and folks who think it's okay for two dudes to kiss and get married.
I'll "suck it" baby, but I won't "suck it up and become Baptist." And I guess I'll be going to hell three times over, since I'm a gay-marriage-approving liberal too.
Oh, and while I'm at it, let me say that I'm proud to be living in one of the handful of states that allows gay marriage. I'm just sorry my state wasn't the first to approve it.
I'm with Enc. I don't believe in heaven or hell, though I'm often tempted to believe in hell so that Cheney and Bush will have a place to go once they finally wither and die.
...unless you suck it up and become Baptists like they are, then you're going to hell. And that goes double for liberals and folks who think it's okay for two dudes to kiss and get married.
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God forbid they have a family too
I'll "suck it" baby, but I won't "suck it up and become Baptist." And I guess I'll be going to hell three times over, since I'm a gay-marriage-approving liberal too.
My road to Hell has been gold-plated for years, so some idle threat from the Baptists doesn't mean much to me.
Man I gotta become a Baptist, it's like a 5-1 girls to guy ratio!
I know, I know...and no dancin' either.
Madam Z-I'll save you a seat next to me in hades.
Uhhh, isn't a prerequisite for going to hell believing that there's a hell in the first place?
Oh, and while I'm at it, let me say that I'm proud to be living in one of the handful of states that allows gay marriage. I'm just sorry my state wasn't the first to approve it.
enc: "isn't a prerequisite for going to hell believing that there's a hell in the first place?"
Hmmmm. Good point. Dr. Monkey? Never mind saving me a seat. Darn.
I'm with Enc. I don't believe in heaven or hell, though I'm often tempted to believe in hell so that Cheney and Bush will have a place to go once they finally wither and die.
Boy! Those Baptists look like real fun-loving, caring tolerant folks, huh?
Hell is what we make here on Earth. Bush and Cheney are doing a great job bringing religion to the masses I'd say.
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