The April Fool told us:
- that by going to war we'd make peace.
- that he was going to be the environmental president, yet he did nothing about climate change.
- that American business must have more government welfare to be competitive, while the rest of us see cuts in Medicaid, Food Stamps, and other government programs.
- he'd make us safer by fighting terrorists in Iraq, a country where there was little or no terrorist activity before we invaded.
- we had to surrender our civil liberties here at home so we could help the Iraqi's get theirs.
- that we have to fight for Iraqi freedom and to bring democracy to the Middle East while he ignores the democratic people's movements in Tibet and other places.
- says he supports democracy around the world but he will not deal with the democratically elected governments in Iran and Venezuela.
- we're winning in Iraq when there is little fighting and that we're also winning in Iraq when there is lots of fighting and more senseless death.
- that we can't afford to give everyone single payer not for profit health care, we can only afford to give it to him and his pals in power.
I'm not sure who the bigger fool is at this point, him, or the idiots who voted for him because they believed all his lies. I don't know about you but I'm more than ready to revolt if the April Fool decides that he's going to stay on as our Idiot in Chief past next January. Who's with me?
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I saw something on the news the other day about the dramatic increase in the number of people using food stamps. One in ten, I think the figure was. If that figure is correct, Bushie is doing a heck of a job.
I'd like to throw up on him.
Monsieur Monkey, allow me to impart something I've been trying to find for the last 2 years. It is a transcript of SNL, season 26, episode 489 that brilliantly fortold the future.
It's rather long, so forgive me.
A Glimpse Of Our Possible Future I
President George W. Bush.....Will Ferrell
Voice of Don Pardo: America, Election Day fast approaches, and with the Presidential Race still too close to call, "Saturday Night Live" would like to present "A Glimpse of our Possible Future".
Announcer: And now a Message From the President of the United States: George W. Bush.
[ open on the Oval Office - beer cans on desk, socks hung on the lamp, a barbecue grill burning on his desk ]
Voice of Advisor: Mr. President, get out there!
President George W. Bush: [ from under his desk ] No! No, you can't make me! You're gonna yell at me again!
Voice of Advisor: Mr. President!
President George W. Bush: [ peeks out from under his desk ] No! I don't want to go out, it's too hard!
Voice of Advisor: You're on, Sir!
President George W. Bush: Awww.. [ jumps up and takes his seat ] Hey, America! So, how we all doing out there, huh? Yeah, not so good. I broke the Hoover Dam.. we had that war thing happen. But I mean, who ever heard of a Civil War, anyway? What is that? [ grabs a pair of binoculars, unscrews the lens, then pours alcohol from it into his mouth ] I have missed you, ol' buddy! [ pours it into his barbecue grill ] Whoo! I think we can agree, Americans, that these have been a difficult first two years of my presidency..
Voice of Advisor: You've been President for two weeks!
President George W. Bush: Really? Oh, man! I told you, this is hard! Okay, listen.. I'm just gonna get this Address thing over with. As we assess the State of the American Union today, we have reason to hope, because.. [ takes out a map which shows California and Florida as islands, Texas in Communist Mexico, and the Great Lakes on fire ] Holy crap! When did all this happen?! Wow.. the Great Lakes are on fire - even I know that's not good. [ laughs ] Okay, America, we got a lot of problems. I ain't gonna lie to you. But with the help of Vice-President Dick Cheney..
Voice of Advisor: You killed him in a hunting accident!
George W. Bush: Okay, fine! Not a problem. 'Cause I've been working hard, I got a plan that's gonna solve all of it - from the deficit, to foreign relations, to that hole in the sun. Two words, America: Ostrich Meat.
Voice of Advisor: [ disgusted ] Oh, come on! [ exits Oval Office ]
President George W. Bush: No, no, wait, wait! Hear me out. You see, everyone gets an ostrich.. and then you eat the ostrich, then you raise the ostrich.. that way, no more ostriches! We are trying to get rid of all the ostriches, right? Anyone? [ ball of fire erupts outside ] Aw, screw! That big tit building is on fire again - damn! Alright, sorry, folks.. I gotta take care of this.. [ stands up ] Come on, Blue! Here, boy! [ an ostrich ambles forward ] You all go on ahwad without me. And, in the meantime, "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
Don't forget the fools in congress, who refuse to hold the fools in the white house accountable. And WE voted for some of THEM. Sheesh.
A wise man (or was it an idiot?) once said, "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice ... um, er (snort some coke) ... we don't get fooled again!
April Fool indeed
Kirby-Sad but true.
Dguzman-I'd like to pee on him.
Duros-Wow, I hope you cut and pasted all that.
Suzy-I believe an ass said that.
MNMom-The bad thing is he's an April Fool's joke that never stops.
I love that picture Doctor! You've made me realize that perhaps my talents will be better put to use rebuilding this nation once Bush is gone, than acting out the Gospels while in greasepaint.
Thank you.
i am with you on the revolt my friend
Bubs-I'm glad you're staying with us.
Dcap-That's good to know my friend.
:S
Duros-Wow, I hope you cut and pasted all that.
I have it bookmarked. Trying to find a youtube, but no luck.
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