And now an insensitive message from Sen. Bush McCain

Hello my friends, it's Bush McCain here. Did you know that Sen. Osama, oops I did it again, Sen. Obama was insensitive to the needs of poor people? Unlike me he doesn't want to cut Federal taxes on gas this summer and he actually has the gall to say that the Bush McCain tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans shouldn't be left in place. And you know what else? He doesn't want deeper tax cuts for people who make obscene amounts of money, like my lovely wife who I may or may not have called a cunt in public once or twice or four or five times.

Can you imagine the kind of world Obama would have us live in? It's a world my friends that is something out of a bad left wing novel. It's a world where if we don't cut the Federal taxes on gasoline then people will stop buying so much of it and my friends in the gas and oil business


won't make record profits. And if my friends in the gas and oil business can't make record profits while the rest of America suffers then my friends, that is a nightmare. These poor people who run the gas and oil companies need their money and their obscene wealth far more than the American people do. The American people don't invest in things like yachts, multi million dollar mansions, and private jets that people like my friends do. So for Obama to say that my friends don't need more money is just insensitive.Sen. Obama has no conception of what it's like to be an unwealthy white person. To expect my friends and the lobbyists who keep me in office and tell me how to vote to live like this

is simply insane. My plan to help the American people by cutting the taxes on gas so that they buy more gas is a win/win for two groups of people, the American people who will get a few pennies back in their pockets and the big gas and oil companies who will sell more gas and thereby make more money. It's the natural order of things, it's the way our Lord and Saviour Milton Friedman decreed it should be.

But the uppity black Senator on the other hand doesn't agree with me and God Milton. His plans to take the Bush McCain tax cuts back and to tax the wealthy more only benefits one group of people, not two like my plan does. His plan only helps the American people, mine helps the American people and their rich white overlords.

So there you go, I'm sensitive to the needs of the wealthy people who put me in power and Obama is not. I'm sensitive to the needs of corporate America and Obama is not. I'm sensitive to not pissing off the rich tax hating conservative wing of my party and Obama is not.

The final question you must ask is, "Since I, Bush McCain, love the Corporate States of America so much, why doesn't that boy Senator Obama love them as much as I do? Why is he so insensitive to the needs of white people who could be wealthier? "

Thanks. That's all I have time for, I've got to run now. I heard that there is a group of rich white corporate executives who have not been sufficiently pandered to, so I must go do my duty and pander to them. Take it easy my friends.