1) I quit smoking marijuana and cigarettes, though not at the same time, by going cold turkey.
2) I've done LSD about 6 times, the last time I did it was in the late 1980's. It didn't fuck me up or anything but I could tell I was a slightly different person after each time I took it, so I stopped doing it.
3) I didn't get my drivers licence until I was in my mid 20's.
4) I had my appendix out when I was 14 and when I woke up after the operation I had trouble peeing. I looked down and I saw something sticking out "down there," it turned out to be a catheter. Since it didn't belong there and since it hurt to pee through it I pulled it out and threw it on the floor. I later told the nurse that it "fell out."
5) My mother could not cook worth a damn and when I was a little boy I would sit for hours reading the Detroit Yellow Pages restaurant ads and I'd fantasize about all the different foods that they were cooking in those places.
6) I have cousins in Michigan, California, and Illinois that I have never met. By the same token I have distant cousins here in TN that I wish I had never met.
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6 comments:
Gawd, you're funny! #4 is hysterical! I had my appendix out when I was 7. I didn't have a catheter, though. Also, #5 is great: I can just picture this little kid with the yellow pages open on his lap, off in la-la land.
#5! Oh no! Did she cook anything particularly bad that still warms your heart?
Nice segue from the weed and LSD to the yanking the catheter out story. Yeeooow. I was so shaken I almost missed the next part about fantasizing about restaurant ads.
I'll have to post some time about the last time I did "Vitamin A." There was a rare cosmic event and I thought it was the chemicals.
#5 makes me sad. I wish my Mom could have cooked for you.
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I love you, you monkey you!
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