A whopping 81 percent of US citizens believe our country is headed in the wrong direction. Actually I'm surprised that number isn't higher. With so many of us dissatisfied with the way our country is going it's not hard to pick out the people who want to turn back the tide of corporate greed, endless war, and the politics of division, all one has to do is look around at one's friends and family. On the other hand it's far harder to find people who are happy with the direction this country is headed in so so I thought I'd highlight some of the folks who think that everything is peachy keen in America.
First up, the man really in charge in the White House, Dick Cheney and his "house" lesbians.
Life is sweet for him because Dick pulls the strings and gets his way no matter what and when informed of how dissatisfied we hoi polloi are he sardonically says, "So?" Let us eat cake Dick, let us eat cake.
And the only officially approved homosexuals the Republicans can stomach are living the high life because they have all the rights and privileges that no other gay or lesbian can have, Mary and her partner are Queens of the queers! If they and their infant face any discrimination then daddy Dick will ship the offender off to Gitmo while he demonizes all the other gay and lesbian people who live in our country.
Things couldn't be going better for this group. They've ridden George Jr's bumbling all the way to the top and they've more than cashed in and they'll continue to do so if and when Dumbass leaves office. They'll never have to live on food stamps or worry about making their rent or mortgage payment, they're American royalty! And if they fuck up there'll always be some star struck right wing hack ready to step in and bail them out, just like the Germans in big business did for former Nazi's after WW2, only this time instead of calling it their support system the "rat line," let's call it the "lying weasel line."
Mr. and Mrs. Corporate Media Liars are in the 19 percent group. For them today's America could not be a better place. They get to be famous for telling lies, untruths, and for just being asses in general. They get to mock and make fun of gays, lesbians, and all manner of brown skinned people. Why Bush/Cheney's America is their paradise! It's no wonder they're fighting like hell to keep that uppity black dude and the former first lady out of office. Their gravy train would ground to a halt if a Democrat was elected, they wouldn't sell as many hate filled books and their TV time would be cut in half if that happened.
Meanwhile the rest of us who live outside that cloistered world of the Washington DC/New York City axis of political/media power continue to get screwed as they try to privatize more and more governmental services and they allow multi national corporations to invade our lives further and further. The majority of us know that something is very wrong and we're ready to do something about it. If they don't screw us out of a free and fair election that is.
I apologize for all the jarring pictures of those wretched greedy rich white people. I'll try to make it up to you by ending this post with some eye candy.
Here's a shot of Salma working her mojo:
Here's a cute shot of Reese Witherspoon:
And no, I didn't forget all your ladies out there. Here's a beefcake shot of me in my bejeweled diaper. As you can tell that banana diet is working out really well for me.
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What a lovely bunch of rich white people you have on display for us!
Now, what completely stumps me is the other part of that wrong track survey. An astounding number of people say that their personal financial situation is good.
How can that be? Are American loathe to admit that they are in financial trouble? Are so many people living on their credit cards that they don't realize how close to disaster they are? Or did they simply survey those wealthy white people who think we're on the wrong track as a country because they fear that we're going to elect a democrat.
It's funny, I'm just finishing a 5 day law enforcement training conference, so I'm surrounded by a very conservative group of people. And I've heard none of the snide political asides or triumphalist crowing that I would've heard in the same setting 3 or 4 years ago.
You really do have to wonder what's going through people's heads don't you?
Internet eye wash station please!!! My eyes, they burn, they burn!
Thank goodness for that hot monkey body shot at the end, I am restored.
BTW, love the results of that monk-tastic banana diet, but I say go for the speedo next time. I am not down with the high waisted look that you are sporting.
We need to see more monk-bod, not less!
Hubba hubba.
Show us your banana!
I was going to comment about how that's about .00000000000000000001% of Americans there. Who comprises the rest of this supposed 19%?
But, then I saw ubermilf's comment and the other seemed not so important. Alas, the power of advertising.
Q: What kind of bejeweled diaper does Dr. Monkerstein you wear?
A: Hmmm. that... Depends.
"Bejeweled diaper." *snicker snicker*
it is so nice the dick and george and ann have so many toys to play with...
why are not the 81% rising up!
"A whopping 81 percent of US citizens believe our country is headed in the wrong direction."
Sadly with all those men in charge - no one will ask directions.
Did I ever tell you that Mary Cheney played in our hockey league as goaltender when she lived here? A lot of my fellow lesbian peeps didn't take to it when she flipped sides and started working for her pops and her dealings with the Coors family.
I can tell you that none of my lesbian peeps want to claim that lesbian-in-bed-only. She is yet another reason it's called the "radical WRONG."
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